Stop means no. And no means no. So . . . stop.

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - May 31, 2012 1:37:54 pm PDT #7720 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Wait, face eating? WTF?

Whatever you do, do not click through anything that will show you pictures.


meara - May 31, 2012 1:43:11 pm PDT #7721 of 30001

Wait, face eating? WTF?

All a government coverup for the zombie apocalypse starting. Everyone is so GULLIBLE about this whole "Oh, he's just naked and flesh-eating because he's on DRUGS". Uh huh. "Drugs". Isn't that what they always claimed on Buffy?


smonster - May 31, 2012 1:43:46 pm PDT #7722 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Gangs on PCP, I believe.


Burrell - May 31, 2012 2:01:27 pm PDT #7723 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

All a government coverup for the zombie apocalypse starting. Everyone is so GULLIBLE about this whole "Oh, he's just naked and flesh-eating because he's on DRUGS". Uh huh. "Drugs". Isn't that what they always claimed on Buffy?

I gotta say, kind of a compelling argument... and the government would totally try to cover up a zombie apocalypse.


Consuela - May 31, 2012 2:11:42 pm PDT #7724 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

and the government would totally try to cover up a zombie apocalypse.

That is, in fact, part of the storyline in World War Z.


sarameg - May 31, 2012 2:24:50 pm PDT #7725 of 30001

Well, there was a (stb-expelled) Morgan State student who has been arrested for murder. He apparently dismembered his victim and has confessed to not only that, but, uh, making a meal of the victim's brain and heart. Seriously. [link]


Nora Deirdre - May 31, 2012 2:29:47 pm PDT #7726 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

In Moneyball, the old school scouts were talking about how you could tell a lot about a player's confidence by his wife/girlfriend. Billy Beane dismissed that idea as nonsense. He only wanted to look at the stats.

Aha, I missed this in the book (unless you are talking about the movie.)

If the zombie apocalypse is starting in Florida, that's a little close for comfort for me in Louisiana. Also, we will be vacationing in Florida next month. (nowhere near Miami though)


aurelia - May 31, 2012 2:29:56 pm PDT #7727 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Whatcha doing, aurelia?

Moving everything to the bedroom. What? You want to know why? I made it a condition of renewing my lease that the carpet be removed, hardwood floors finished, ceiling fans installed and the walls painted. So I'm giving them all but one room while I leave town for a week. At some point later in the summer I'll be moving the bedroom furniture into the living room.

I've been trying to get rid of stuff as I go, but I have too much stuff.

Whatever you do, do not click through anything that will show you pictures.

Oh, god! There's been pictures? Yikes.


Jesse - May 31, 2012 2:36:59 pm PDT #7728 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I did want to know why!

I made it a condition of renewing my lease that the carpet be removed, hardwood floors finished, ceiling fans installed and the walls painted. So I'm giving them all but one room while I leave town for a week. At some point later in the summer I'll be moving the bedroom furniture into the living room.

Ah -- that's really smart in the long run, on all counts. That said, there's no way I could get all my stuff in my bedroom. And I only have one other room!

On the way to work today, I don't know how we got there, but my friend asked me, "Do you think we're going to have WWIII?" I said no. "Do you think we're going to have a zombie apocalypse?" I said yes.


§ ita § - May 31, 2012 2:39:56 pm PDT #7729 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can you guys help me parse this passage?

Gibbon is believed to have suffered from an extreme case of scrotal swelling, probably a hydrocele testis, a condition which causes the scrotum to swell with fluid in a compartment overlying either testicle. In an age when close-fitting clothes were fashionable, his condition led to a chronic and disfiguring inflammation that left Gibbon a lonely figure

Is it a fair inference that the close-fitting clothes exacerbated his problem, but I'm also getting a feeling that his problem was all the more visible because of them, and that's why he's lonely...or does he get lonely because people saw his nutsack in another way and didn't want to talk to him anymore?