If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 24, 2012 10:24:44 am PDT #6525 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I wanted to smash a writer on i09 a couple of weeks ago, but thought it would awkward for ita to have to ban me.


Steph L. - May 24, 2012 10:27:11 am PDT #6526 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And then, even more hilariously, he confesses that sometimes he leaves comments anonymously because...no one else is sticking up for him!

That is hysterical!


tommyrot - May 24, 2012 10:27:35 am PDT #6527 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Incredible Photo of a Cat and a Praying Mantis


DavidS - May 24, 2012 10:28:42 am PDT #6528 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Incredible Photo of a Cat and a Praying Mantis

"Bring it, Chump!"

I just like saying, "Chump." Korra will back me up on this.


§ ita § - May 24, 2012 10:38:57 am PDT #6529 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

thought it would awkward for ita to have to ban me

I have no rights there. I'm not banning anyone. Dump away.

Tom Hardy makes me nervous. In too many interviews he looks like he's about to freak out and cry. I much prefer him acting or posed. Not being heartfelt. If he does have a meltdown, I don't want to see it.


DavidS - May 24, 2012 10:42:59 am PDT #6530 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tom Hardy, quit getting your emo all over ita.


DavidS - May 24, 2012 11:08:42 am PDT #6531 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ION, Emmett broke the 7 minute mile for the first time since he was in 5th grade. This is not insignificant for his baseball catcher self. Also, this is his last year of P.E. for high school so he won't be running many miles.

Also, he's currently sporting a Puck-ish semi-Mohawk (everybody on the Varsity team got one for the final game yesterday).


le nubian - May 24, 2012 11:25:31 am PDT #6532 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

penguins!

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sumi - May 24, 2012 11:39:56 am PDT #6533 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

I'm sorry about the comments on that site. I didn't read them.


Dana - May 24, 2012 11:52:41 am PDT #6534 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Lord amighty, it is hot in the Charlotte airport.

Also, Joe Biden apparently just left. No idea if those two things are related.