oh Kat, I'm sorry to hear the surgery didn't work out. That girl of yours is amazing. Sending all of you much love, plus house~ma.

And Allyson, I'm gonna go for being angrier at the dude. I know I would have shut down in the face of that kind of comment because it would either be shut down or go all Hulk on him. "Harpy?!? I'll show you what a harpy looks like!"

Damn, now I wish I were part harpy.

Why did I not speak up?

Because it takes a few seconds to recover from the impact of extreme stupid?

They should offer comeback classes in the style of Krav, where they spin you around, shut out the lights, and stick their foot up your ass while saying some sexist shit and you have to come up with awesome one-liners in 5 seconds in order to get your blue belt in street harassment comebacks.

I know I would have shut down in the face of that kind of comment because it would either be shut down or go all Hulk on him. "Harpy?!? I'll show you what a harpy looks like!"

I vote for following him to a restaurant, blinding him (with pepper juice), and stealing his food.

Yeah, definitely angrier at the dude.

Related question: Who should I be madder at, my grandmother for making possibly the first racist comment I've ever heard from her, or myself, for not calling her on it?

Send in question to "Yo, Is This Racist?"

DO EET!

I love Andrew Ti so much. It's incredible how few of his answers have angered me, on a hugely rife topic, and I've read every one. Nobody's perfect, but he's a fun ride.

I have some amazing bruises blooming on my arms. But my elbows hurt worse and there is no coloration.

Allyson, I hate that feeling. I've thought up comebacks days later and it ate me up wondering why I couldn't come up with an immediate, pithy, withering response. I need better reflexes.

I love Andrew Ti so much.

I can't wait for his mix tape to drop.

"Somebody call the Jerk Store...they were all out of you!" Um, no. Never had that feeling ever.