I know I would have shut down in the face of that kind of comment because it would either be shut down or go all Hulk on him. "Harpy?!? I'll show you what a harpy looks like!"

I vote for following him to a restaurant, blinding him (with pepper juice), and stealing his food.

Yeah, definitely angrier at the dude.

Related question: Who should I be madder at, my grandmother for making possibly the first racist comment I've ever heard from her, or myself, for not calling her on it?

Send in question to "Yo, Is This Racist?"

DO EET!

I love Andrew Ti so much. It's incredible how few of his answers have angered me, on a hugely rife topic, and I've read every one. Nobody's perfect, but he's a fun ride.

I have some amazing bruises blooming on my arms. But my elbows hurt worse and there is no coloration.

Allyson, I hate that feeling. I've thought up comebacks days later and it ate me up wondering why I couldn't come up with an immediate, pithy, withering response. I need better reflexes.

I love Andrew Ti so much.

I can't wait for his mix tape to drop.

"Somebody call the Jerk Store...they were all out of you!" Um, no. Never had that feeling ever.

I went into the office today and unpacked in my new cube. It is ok, my boss's cube sucks. Not going to offer to trade though.

I was also "that co-worker" in that I shared a fund raising flyer for ARP with the people I talk with in the office. They have been hearing the search and rescue tales, so I figured I'd share yesterday's search story and, oh by the way, stop by this bar and grill next week and 20% of what you spend goes to the team.

I can't wait for his mix tape to drop.

You will hit up my pager when that happens, right?

I'm generally at a "Your face is stupid!" level of retort, and I don't aim higher. I save it for the internet.

Why am I *still* startled by pictures of Colin online? It's season fucking five. He's been acting for 20 years.

Unrelatedly, if my surname by marriage turned out to be Bye Dipple, I'd just pick another one at random.