You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - May 22, 2012 11:51:51 am PDT #6237 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Why did I not speak up?

Because it takes a few seconds to recover from the impact of extreme stupid?


Allyson - May 22, 2012 11:55:01 am PDT #6238 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

They should offer comeback classes in the style of Krav, where they spin you around, shut out the lights, and stick their foot up your ass while saying some sexist shit and you have to come up with awesome one-liners in 5 seconds in order to get your blue belt in street harassment comebacks.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 22, 2012 11:55:41 am PDT #6239 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I know I would have shut down in the face of that kind of comment because it would either be shut down or go all Hulk on him. "Harpy?!? I'll show you what a harpy looks like!"

I vote for following him to a restaurant, blinding him (with pepper juice), and stealing his food.


Jesse - May 22, 2012 12:00:13 pm PDT #6240 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, definitely angrier at the dude.

Related question: Who should I be madder at, my grandmother for making possibly the first racist comment I've ever heard from her, or myself, for not calling her on it?


Allyson - May 22, 2012 12:02:53 pm PDT #6241 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Send in question to "Yo, Is This Racist?"

DO EET!


§ ita § - May 22, 2012 12:12:15 pm PDT #6242 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love Andrew Ti so much. It's incredible how few of his answers have angered me, on a hugely rife topic, and I've read every one. Nobody's perfect, but he's a fun ride.


Cashmere - May 22, 2012 12:18:24 pm PDT #6243 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I have some amazing bruises blooming on my arms. But my elbows hurt worse and there is no coloration.

Allyson, I hate that feeling. I've thought up comebacks days later and it ate me up wondering why I couldn't come up with an immediate, pithy, withering response. I need better reflexes.


Allyson - May 22, 2012 12:19:51 pm PDT #6244 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I love Andrew Ti so much.

I can't wait for his mix tape to drop.


erikaj - May 22, 2012 12:24:40 pm PDT #6245 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

"Somebody call the Jerk Store...they were all out of you!" Um, no. Never had that feeling ever.


SuziQ - May 22, 2012 12:34:39 pm PDT #6246 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I went into the office today and unpacked in my new cube. It is ok, my boss's cube sucks. Not going to offer to trade though.

I was also "that co-worker" in that I shared a fund raising flyer for ARP with the people I talk with in the office. They have been hearing the search and rescue tales, so I figured I'd share yesterday's search story and, oh by the way, stop by this bar and grill next week and 20% of what you spend goes to the team.