The boa in bed with me would not disturb me near as much as the guy who would want the boa in bed with me.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - May 21, 2012 11:06:18 am PDT #6096 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 11:09:21 am PDT #6097 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The snake guy (not co-worker) was a guy who went to school down the street from me in London, lived in the same neighbourhood as I did in London, took krav with me here in LA, lived in the same neighbourhood as me in LA, and now works down the street from me.
There was a time at which I was actually scared I had to sleep with him, just because the coincidences were piling up. Luckily his personality got in the way of destiny.
Connie Neil - May 21, 2012 11:40:15 am PDT #6098 of 30001
brillig
I've had a poodle in bed with me and the other person, but he wasn't invited. He just got curious and hopped up and stared at us quizzically.
brenda m - May 21, 2012 11:41:24 am PDT #6099 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I interrupt this disturbing conversation to note that I am posting from inside a cardboard box fort. (No, there are no kids around, why do you ask?)
Shortly, I will relocate to he porch with a beer. Gotta love working from home.
billytea - May 21, 2012 11:47:27 am PDT #6100 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I've had a poodle in bed with me and the other person, but he wasn't invited. He just got curious and hopped up and stared at us quizzically.
That other person was awfully presumptuous.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 11:49:19 am PDT #6101 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Seriously--interrupting girl-poodle time without asking is RUDE.
Consuela - May 21, 2012 12:11:15 pm PDT #6102 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I am posting from inside a cardboard box fort.
I totally want a cardboard box fort in my office.
Two new guys started today. I'm trying not to hold that against them.
Cass - May 21, 2012 12:38:53 pm PDT #6103 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I am posting from inside a cardboard box fort.
We truly live a a good future.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 12:41:16 pm PDT #6104 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I knew it wasn't really the darkest possible timeline.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 21, 2012 12:42:12 pm PDT #6105 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
That's the global theocracy ruled by Pope Snooki I.