I've had a poodle in bed with me and the other person, but he wasn't invited. He just got curious and hopped up and stared at us quizzically.
That other person was awfully presumptuous.
I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blanky.
Oz ,'Him'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - May 21, 2012 11:47:27 am PDT #6100 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 11:49:19 am PDT #6101 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Seriously--interrupting girl-poodle time without asking is RUDE.
Consuela - May 21, 2012 12:11:15 pm PDT #6102 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I am posting from inside a cardboard box fort.
I totally want a cardboard box fort in my office.
Two new guys started today. I'm trying not to hold that against them.
Cass - May 21, 2012 12:38:53 pm PDT #6103 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I am posting from inside a cardboard box fort.
We truly live a a good future.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 12:41:16 pm PDT #6104 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I knew it wasn't really the darkest possible timeline.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 21, 2012 12:42:12 pm PDT #6105 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
That's the global theocracy ruled by Pope Snooki I.
Burrell - May 21, 2012 12:42:34 pm PDT #6106 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
You can't blame ita for the oversharing. People just overshare. Because such stories yearn to be heard, and further to be shared online, with identifying markers removed. It's the same reason they send in their secrets to that website Postsecret.
tommyrot - May 21, 2012 12:52:09 pm PDT #6107 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Postsecret" makes me think of some weird breakfast cereal.
Connie Neil - May 21, 2012 12:56:12 pm PDT #6108 of 30001
brillig
93 degrees. 10% humidity. I am not ready for summer yet. Fortunately Wednesday will be in the 60s.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 1:02:12 pm PDT #6109 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
with identifying markers removed
What's weird is when I look back over all the shit I post and file it by name--it's like when I say "Oh, I have a cousin that does..." and wonder "Do I just have a lot of cousins? Or do I simply have some really...out there cousins?"