I knew it wasn't really the darkest possible timeline.
I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 12:41:16 pm PDT #6104 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 21, 2012 12:42:12 pm PDT #6105 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
That's the global theocracy ruled by Pope Snooki I.
Burrell - May 21, 2012 12:42:34 pm PDT #6106 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
You can't blame ita for the oversharing. People just overshare. Because such stories yearn to be heard, and further to be shared online, with identifying markers removed. It's the same reason they send in their secrets to that website Postsecret.
tommyrot - May 21, 2012 12:52:09 pm PDT #6107 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Postsecret" makes me think of some weird breakfast cereal.
Connie Neil - May 21, 2012 12:56:12 pm PDT #6108 of 30001
brillig
93 degrees. 10% humidity. I am not ready for summer yet. Fortunately Wednesday will be in the 60s.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 1:02:12 pm PDT #6109 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
with identifying markers removed
What's weird is when I look back over all the shit I post and file it by name--it's like when I say "Oh, I have a cousin that does..." and wonder "Do I just have a lot of cousins? Or do I simply have some really...out there cousins?"
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 1:20:28 pm PDT #6110 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
When did google results add a wikipedia right column: [link] ?
Polter-Cow - May 21, 2012 1:28:46 pm PDT #6111 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It started showing up maybe in the last week, I think?
tommyrot - May 21, 2012 1:31:40 pm PDT #6112 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It started showing up maybe in the last week, I think?
Yeah. I read something about it.
Allyson - May 21, 2012 1:36:37 pm PDT #6113 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You guys, I didn't sleep well at all last night, and I've made three stupid mistakes in a row, and forgot how to do a simple task I do every day. I'm actually worried that I might fall asleep at my desk, which is something I've never worried about before. I just want to go home. I can't believe how awful my brain feels.