boa constrictor in bed with him during sex
That could put a real twist on auto-erotic asphyxsiation.
Where's the praising and extolling of my virtues? Where's the love?
Host ,'Not Fade Away'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - May 21, 2012 11:02:48 am PDT #6093 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Typo Boy - May 21, 2012 11:04:52 am PDT #6094 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Hmm would I put up with a boa constrictor in bed if it meant sex with someone really really hot? Probably, as long as it did not turn into a ménagerie à trois.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 11:06:05 am PDT #6095 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, he used to pick up women at swinger parties, bring them home, let his "snake" loose and let his snake loose.
I guess I just have that sort of a face, flea?
The maddening thing is that my twitter account is the top result even though my last name is nowhere on the account.
There is a twitter account of my full name. I mean, not the @[my full name], but the name provided is my full name. Annoyingly there are no public posts, so I can't go see who or what I'm supposed to be.
Zenkitty - May 21, 2012 11:06:18 am PDT #6096 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
The boa in bed with me would not disturb me near as much as the guy who would want the boa in bed with me.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 11:09:21 am PDT #6097 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The snake guy (not co-worker) was a guy who went to school down the street from me in London, lived in the same neighbourhood as I did in London, took krav with me here in LA, lived in the same neighbourhood as me in LA, and now works down the street from me.
There was a time at which I was actually scared I had to sleep with him, just because the coincidences were piling up. Luckily his personality got in the way of destiny.
Connie Neil - May 21, 2012 11:40:15 am PDT #6098 of 30001
brillig
I've had a poodle in bed with me and the other person, but he wasn't invited. He just got curious and hopped up and stared at us quizzically.
brenda m - May 21, 2012 11:41:24 am PDT #6099 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I interrupt this disturbing conversation to note that I am posting from inside a cardboard box fort. (No, there are no kids around, why do you ask?)
Shortly, I will relocate to he porch with a beer. Gotta love working from home.
billytea - May 21, 2012 11:47:27 am PDT #6100 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I've had a poodle in bed with me and the other person, but he wasn't invited. He just got curious and hopped up and stared at us quizzically.
That other person was awfully presumptuous.
§ ita § - May 21, 2012 11:49:19 am PDT #6101 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Seriously--interrupting girl-poodle time without asking is RUDE.
Consuela - May 21, 2012 12:11:15 pm PDT #6102 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I am posting from inside a cardboard box fort.
I totally want a cardboard box fort in my office.
Two new guys started today. I'm trying not to hold that against them.