That's true, if I could be sure they didn't want to impale me I would trust them not to. But sometimes they are very angry that I have let the sugar supply get too low. And they are always angry with each other, it appears, so there might be bleed over from that.
The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - May 18, 2012 7:52:57 am PDT #5687 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 8:01:10 am PDT #5688 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But sometimes they are very angry that I have let the sugar supply get too low. And they are always angry with each other, it appears, so there might be bleed over from that.
Angry hummingbirds? Make them giant and you'd have a SyFy movie.
eta: Or, you know, an iPod game app.
§ ita § - May 18, 2012 8:02:50 am PDT #5689 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had sake toffee ice cream just the other day
There's a sake jasmine pearl recipe in this new cookbook. I can't wait to try that...
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 8:13:27 am PDT #5690 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Etiquette Week: How To Dine Out Without Being A Jerk
Restaurant Toilets Are for Peeing and Periods
Make an adult effort to evacuate your bowels at home or (if you must) at the office. Unless a dire digestive situation present itself, feces belong nowhere near a toilet at a restaurant, nice or otherwise. Fumes waft.
Seriously?
Although once while in the bathroom of a McDonalds a guy complained how I had smelled it up, so I dunno....
sj - May 18, 2012 8:15:19 am PDT #5691 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
ita, which cookbook? I really should get around to trying my ice cream maker one of these days. We now have a freezer big enough.
le nubian - May 18, 2012 8:17:06 am PDT #5692 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I doubt that most of us, given the choice, PREFER to use restaurant bathrooms for our bowels. I have been out and about enough (especially post-removal of gall bladder) that I don't often have the luxury to run back home and get my business done.
We are human beings. We smell. Oh well.
Scrappy - May 18, 2012 8:39:13 am PDT #5693 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I'm with le nub.
Dana - May 18, 2012 8:40:30 am PDT #5694 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Oh, boy, the tile guy is just thrilled with me.
brenda m - May 18, 2012 8:49:08 am PDT #5695 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
That's true, if I could be sure they didn't want to impale me I would trust them not to. But sometimes they are very angry that I have let the sugar supply get too low. And they are always angry with each other, it appears, so there might be bleed over from that.
My sister has a history of getting into feuds with birds. Don't let anyone tell you they can't be assholes.
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 8:51:30 am PDT #5696 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Crows can recognize people. So if someone pisses off a crow, that crow will totally torment the person every time it sees the person.