Oh, boy, the tile guy is just thrilled with me.
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - May 18, 2012 8:40:30 am PDT #5694 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
brenda m - May 18, 2012 8:49:08 am PDT #5695 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
That's true, if I could be sure they didn't want to impale me I would trust them not to. But sometimes they are very angry that I have let the sugar supply get too low. And they are always angry with each other, it appears, so there might be bleed over from that.
My sister has a history of getting into feuds with birds. Don't let anyone tell you they can't be assholes.
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 8:51:30 am PDT #5696 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Crows can recognize people. So if someone pisses off a crow, that crow will totally torment the person every time it sees the person.
DavidS - May 18, 2012 8:57:51 am PDT #5697 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Crows can recognize people. So if someone pisses off a crow, that crow will totally torment the person every time it sees the person.
More than this, crows apparently communicate to other crows which asshole threw a rock at them and the entire flock will hate that guy for years to come.
brenda m - May 18, 2012 8:59:39 am PDT #5698 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh, she knows.
She tried to help out a crow in her backyard that had been attacked by an animal. She got it out and to the humane society but she couldn't walk though yard to her door without cover for a week, with all the other crows squawking and swooping at her.
Sophia Brooks - May 18, 2012 9:00:28 am PDT #5699 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I am also with le nub- when you gotta poop, you gotta poop. I wonder who these people are that the author thinks are going to a restaurant bathroom and CHOOSING to poop.
Burrell - May 18, 2012 9:07:29 am PDT #5700 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
There's a sake jasmine pearl recipe in this new cookbook. I can't wait to try that...
That does sound lovely, ita. Oo, I should bring you over some ice cream one of these days from our new favorite ice cream shop. They have loads of exotic flavors, but they are smart enough to know that ice cream is comfort food first and foremost.
I just took care of two onerous tasks, both insurance-related. Can I have a cookie now?
(Nevermind, no cookies in the house. Oh but there is some lemon cake!)
amych - May 18, 2012 9:25:10 am PDT #5701 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
They don't call it a murder of crows just for giggles.
sumi - May 18, 2012 9:42:05 am PDT #5702 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
I just read a tweet that said that Ramon Dominguez picked up the ride on Tiger Walk (for the Preakness) because Kent Desormeaux failed a breathalyzer.
Sue - May 18, 2012 9:43:12 am PDT #5703 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I am also with le nub- when you gotta poop, you gotta poop. I wonder who these people are that the author thinks are going to a restaurant bathroom and CHOOSING to poop.
I know people who think it's wrong to poop anywhere but in your own home. I think I was in my 20s before I met one and I finally understood the true meaning of anal retentive.