One a month? I'm impressed.
Ugh, also realized I'm falling asleep at the key board. goodnight.
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - May 17, 2012 8:50:07 pm PDT #5627 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
meara - May 17, 2012 8:52:19 pm PDT #5628 of 30001
Well, I'm not saying I'm GOOD at them. Apparently 80 year old Senator Lugar can run one as fast as I can. And NPR called that "not breaking any land speed records". But hey.
Nilly - May 17, 2012 11:01:04 pm PDT #5629 of 30001
Swouncing
Skipping oh-yet-again because, according to the Buffista Calendar and Sox "If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me" May 19, 2009 4:01:55 am PDT , today is Kalli's birthday (and, goodness, I hope I spell her nick-name properly! My deepest apologies if not!).
Happy birthday, you already such-a-big--and-lovely-girl! With lots of wishes to your mom, and all your family!
Sparky1 - May 18, 2012 3:17:48 am PDT #5630 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
Thanks, Nilly! It is Kalliope's/Kalee's 3rd birthday!
Theodosia - May 18, 2012 3:34:15 am PDT #5631 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
3 already!?!
le nubian - May 18, 2012 3:34:36 am PDT #5632 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:47:32 am PDT #5633 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I shot the serif.
Great. Now we're sans serif.
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:48:55 am PDT #5634 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A seven-year-old girl left this note on her parents’ computer desk. They are considering password-protecting the computer. I can laugh because this is not my child, but if it were, she’d find out what a nightmare life can really be!
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:53:19 am PDT #5635 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Severed Finger in Arby’s Sandwich
Oh, Arby's. When Ryan Hart, 14, bit into an Arby's roast beef sandwich last week, he got a bit more than he bargained for. The "bonus" meat was a severed finger!
Steve Hall, environmental health director for the Jackson County Health Department, tells the Citizen Patriot an Arby's employee had sliced her finger while operating a meat slicer and left her station without immediately telling anyone what happened. Other workers were filling an order before they became aware of the situation, Hall says.
The restaurant did not close.
"Somebody loses a finger, and you keep sending food out the window? I can't believe that," says Ryan's mom, Jamie Vail.
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:54:26 am PDT #5636 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.