Willow: Yes. Hi. You must be Angel's handsome, yet androgynous, son. Connor: It's Connor. Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?

'A Hole in the World'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - May 18, 2012 3:34:15 am PDT #5631 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

3 already!?!


le nubian - May 18, 2012 3:34:36 am PDT #5632 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I shot the serif.

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tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:47:32 am PDT #5633 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I shot the serif.

Great. Now we're sans serif.


tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:48:55 am PDT #5634 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You Shall Not Password

A seven-year-old girl left this note on her parents’ computer desk. They are considering password-protecting the computer. I can laugh because this is not my child, but if it were, she’d find out what a nightmare life can really be!


tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:53:19 am PDT #5635 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Severed Finger in Arby’s Sandwich

Oh, Arby's. When Ryan Hart, 14, bit into an Arby's roast beef sandwich last week, he got a bit more than he bargained for. The "bonus" meat was a severed finger!

Steve Hall, environmental health director for the Jackson County Health Department, tells the Citizen Patriot an Arby's employee had sliced her finger while operating a meat slicer and left her station without immediately telling anyone what happened. Other workers were filling an order before they became aware of the situation, Hall says.

The restaurant did not close.

"Somebody loses a finger, and you keep sending food out the window? I can't believe that," says Ryan's mom, Jamie Vail.


tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:54:26 am PDT #5636 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Venn Diagram of Yoda It Is


Jesse - May 18, 2012 4:07:40 am PDT #5637 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday, Kalee!!


tommyrot - May 18, 2012 4:08:18 am PDT #5638 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Headline o' the day?

Raccoon Sex Tape Is Sad Barometer of Good Taste

Also, where is everyone?


sarameg - May 18, 2012 4:15:27 am PDT #5639 of 30001

This morning has started drenched in schadenfreude. I owe my tapas buddies in Spain a bottle of wine (even though I agreed with them, they made me take the opposing side of the bet.)


flea - May 18, 2012 4:25:36 am PDT #5640 of 30001
information libertarian

I am grumpy.

But glad to celebrate Kalee's 3rd birthday.