A seven-year-old girl left this note on her parents’ computer desk. They are considering password-protecting the computer. I can laugh because this is not my child, but if it were, she’d find out what a nightmare life can really be!
Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:48:55 am PDT #5634 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:53:19 am PDT #5635 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Severed Finger in Arby’s Sandwich
Oh, Arby's. When Ryan Hart, 14, bit into an Arby's roast beef sandwich last week, he got a bit more than he bargained for. The "bonus" meat was a severed finger!
Steve Hall, environmental health director for the Jackson County Health Department, tells the Citizen Patriot an Arby's employee had sliced her finger while operating a meat slicer and left her station without immediately telling anyone what happened. Other workers were filling an order before they became aware of the situation, Hall says.
The restaurant did not close.
"Somebody loses a finger, and you keep sending food out the window? I can't believe that," says Ryan's mom, Jamie Vail.
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 3:54:26 am PDT #5636 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - May 18, 2012 4:07:40 am PDT #5637 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Happy birthday, Kalee!!
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 4:08:18 am PDT #5638 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sarameg - May 18, 2012 4:15:27 am PDT #5639 of 30001
This morning has started drenched in schadenfreude. I owe my tapas buddies in Spain a bottle of wine (even though I agreed with them, they made me take the opposing side of the bet.)
flea - May 18, 2012 4:25:36 am PDT #5640 of 30001
information libertarian
I am grumpy.
But glad to celebrate Kalee's 3rd birthday.
msbelle - May 18, 2012 4:27:22 am PDT #5641 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
friday before a conference is annoying, also a level in admin hell.
1 out of 8 people have sent me their powerpoints. I have nametags to print, agendas to format and print, travel packets to get to 5 people, and then all the things people have not asked for yet will come flying in. My boss is in the office today, but in meetings solid through the day and then is leaving early as soon as the last one concludes, so getting his guidance on how he wants things for the conference may be near impossible. (he has also been out the last two days).
tommyrot - May 18, 2012 4:36:36 am PDT #5642 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - May 18, 2012 4:40:51 am PDT #5643 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I had an egg for breakfast! That is my highlight so far.