Buffistas

On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'

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tommyrot - May 17, 2012 8:32:07 am PDT #5508 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yo Should I Dump This Asshole?

This cracked me up:

Anonymous asked: Yo, I'm not in a relationship because everyone's ended up being kinda sexist or racist or some other kind of douche. Is it worth it even trying?

OF COURSE, LOVE IS THE NECTAR THAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING

Just kidding, you know I’m all for giving the fuck up.

Is it bad that this cracked me up?

Jesse - May 17, 2012 8:38:21 am PDT #5509 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Whitey Bulger is less a stab right in the gut than the two year old.

This is why I was so confused until I clicked through!

§ ita § - May 17, 2012 8:53:46 am PDT #5510 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't even think that I've ever heard of Whitey, but I sure knew the story of the toddler Bulger.

brenda m - May 17, 2012 8:55:34 am PDT #5511 of 30001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

This is why I was so confused until I clicked through!

I know!

Though I did know what Williamsburg we were talking about.

Jesse - May 17, 2012 8:55:48 am PDT #5512 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's because you were in the Commonwealth in 1993, not Boston. (Right?)

§ ita § - May 17, 2012 8:58:13 am PDT #5513 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's because you were in the Commonwealth in 1993, not Boston. (Right?)

Not unless there's something about Michigan you're not telling me.

(Actually, it was half and half)

Allyson - May 17, 2012 9:02:07 am PDT #5514 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Donna Summer passed away.

Damn.

§ ita § - May 17, 2012 9:02:20 am PDT #5515 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

RIP Donna Summer, eh?

Consuela - May 17, 2012 9:05:20 am PDT #5516 of 30001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

And the NY Post is reporting that Robert Kennedy Jr's wife hanged herself. Yikes.

Jesse - May 17, 2012 9:10:12 am PDT #5517 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not unless there's something about Michigan you're not telling me.

It's...closer to Canada than to Boston? ANYWAY.

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