I have salad to deal with my hunger. not really even salad, just a bag of lettuce with dressing.
Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.
Xander ,'Touched'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - May 17, 2012 8:13:23 am PDT #5499 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Jessica - May 17, 2012 8:15:16 am PDT #5500 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I just realized that Tom was not wandering around Colonial Williamsburg lamenting his lost youth...
Bwahaha!
ita, yes.
Jesse - May 17, 2012 8:18:24 am PDT #5501 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ita, I thought you meant this James Bulger, who is more of a perpetrator of murder.
Liese S. - May 17, 2012 8:19:26 am PDT #5502 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I need donuts.
Oddly, there were Krispy Kremes in Phoenix when I went there last, but there were, like, six locations that had closed down. I'm pretty sure I know where one was that hadn't, but by the time I realized it was the only one in the city, I was well on my way home. Woes.
I would also like chicken alfredo pasta for lunch. But I don't have chicken. Or alfredo. I just have the pasta, and honestly that's probably what's going to happen. I mean, I might have udon instead of penne, but the odds are in favor of some sort of noodle, because lo, I am lazy today.
We cancelled all our lessons for today thinking we had to travel to New Mexico, but we don't have to go until tomorrow. So we're chilling today instead. Whoot.
§ ita § - May 17, 2012 8:20:38 am PDT #5503 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Whitey Bulger is less a stab right in the gut than the two year old.
I didn't realise that the three sea shell dilemma in Demolition Man had been answered. And what sort of an answer is that?
Consuela - May 17, 2012 8:23:32 am PDT #5504 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, awesome. So the guy who does YoIsThisRacist also does Yo Should I Dump This Asshole? It's kind of brilliant.
I thought ita was talking about Whitey Bulger, too.
Burrell - May 17, 2012 8:28:06 am PDT #5505 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
My my, much to catch up on:
Sending ~ma to Morgana.
Tom, I agree with everyone that the years where you feel good about yourself will provide you your best years, age be damned.
I myself never really thought about my "best years," whether behind or before me. OK, not true. I hated high school and promised myself that my best years were still ahead of me. But as life has gone on, good and bad years have been more determined by the health and well being of those around me, not my age.
Speaking of, msbelle I am so sorry that it's been so hard for you. I have been there, back when my mom was ill, so I know that feeling of not having any time for me and my own needs. Whatever little space you can carve out for yourself, please do it. And know that there is lots of love for you.
Burrell - May 17, 2012 8:29:53 am PDT #5506 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Can you add something to the salad, msbelle? Maybe cheese or avocado? or ham?
Atropa - May 17, 2012 8:31:29 am PDT #5507 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I will say that there is nothing, NOTHING, that would make be be willing to relive 42. But so far, 43 has been pretty good.
Happy birthday, Vortex!
I just realized that Tom was not wandering around Colonial Williamsburg lamenting his lost youth...
Ha! But what a great visual.
tommyrot - May 17, 2012 8:32:07 am PDT #5508 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yo Should I Dump This Asshole?
This cracked me up:
Anonymous asked: Yo, I'm not in a relationship because everyone's ended up being kinda sexist or racist or some other kind of douche. Is it worth it even trying?
OF COURSE, LOVE IS THE NECTAR THAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING
Just kidding, you know I’m all for giving the fuck up.
Is it bad that this cracked me up?