That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Apr 11, 2012 7:24:49 pm PDT #546 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

We need to update our wills. At least my attorney sister helps us out.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 7:30:43 pm PDT #547 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think Criminal Minds has found my cannibal pigs. Congrats, guys!


Lee - Apr 11, 2012 7:37:30 pm PDT #548 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

High fives Criminal minds!

Wonders if I want to watch now

And the pigs weren't cannibal, they were man eating


bon bon - Apr 11, 2012 7:44:33 pm PDT #549 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Trusts can, in theory, allow you to avoid probate. In many states they are preferable to wills, particularly if your assets are considerable. And that's all I know.

Tonight I made another NYT recipe that I recommend -- makeshift sous vide salmon. [link] Turned out darn delicious, which unfortunately Bob Bob preferred to my vastly easier "stick it on a 500 degree surface" method.


Consuela - Apr 11, 2012 7:48:28 pm PDT #550 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I made chess pie tonight, except the lemons in my fridge were actually limes. I'm sure it'll taste fine, though.

And I rolled the extra pie crust up with sugar and cinnamon, and I'm eating it now, yum.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 7:50:22 pm PDT #551 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And the pigs weren't cannibal, they were man eating

All pigs are cannibals. Don't fool yourself. These also ate humans.

But, no, you should be good. This isn't actually a gross thing, just my issues.

Okay, that cellphone ad with the speed dating where the woman google stalks the guy sitting across from her? Why is he even pushing that? Is she not officially jumping up and down and semaphoring red? I mean, beyond her obvious disinterest, because I get that some guys don't care about that bit. But this woman is obviously crazy life-ruining material.


meara - Apr 11, 2012 7:56:50 pm PDT #552 of 30001

Mmm, I want chess pie!


Burrell - Apr 11, 2012 8:24:57 pm PDT #553 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Dang, now I want sous vide salmon AND chess pie.


Lee - Apr 11, 2012 8:35:22 pm PDT #554 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

just my issues.

Yeah, that was disturbing. Not in a gross pig way, but still verydisturbing.


Liese S. - Apr 11, 2012 8:47:46 pm PDT #555 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ok, I'm hungry.

Apparently, chess pie overrides man-eating pigs in my suggestible brain.

Also, huh, you know now that I'm on a phone keyboard and there is some sort of non alpha character for every alpha key, I could totally fake symbol cuss, but have it actually be the same symbols every time, like the world's easiest cypher cussing.

So fuck would be [*_ and damn would be ¥€'". And othe droid3 users could read it.