I made chess pie tonight, except the lemons in my fridge were actually limes. I'm sure it'll taste fine, though.
And I rolled the extra pie crust up with sugar and cinnamon, and I'm eating it now, yum.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Apr 11, 2012 7:48:28 pm PDT #550 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 7:50:22 pm PDT #551 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And the pigs weren't cannibal, they were man eating
All pigs are cannibals. Don't fool yourself. These also ate humans.
But, no, you should be good. This isn't actually a gross thing, just my issues.
Okay, that cellphone ad with the speed dating where the woman google stalks the guy sitting across from her? Why is he even pushing that? Is she not officially jumping up and down and semaphoring red? I mean, beyond her obvious disinterest, because I get that some guys don't care about that bit. But this woman is obviously crazy life-ruining material.
meara - Apr 11, 2012 7:56:50 pm PDT #552 of 30001
Mmm, I want chess pie!
Burrell - Apr 11, 2012 8:24:57 pm PDT #553 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Dang, now I want sous vide salmon AND chess pie.
Lee - Apr 11, 2012 8:35:22 pm PDT #554 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
just my issues.
Yeah, that was disturbing. Not in a gross pig way, but still verydisturbing.
Liese S. - Apr 11, 2012 8:47:46 pm PDT #555 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Ok, I'm hungry.
Apparently, chess pie overrides man-eating pigs in my suggestible brain.
Also, huh, you know now that I'm on a phone keyboard and there is some sort of non alpha character for every alpha key, I could totally fake symbol cuss, but have it actually be the same symbols every time, like the world's easiest cypher cussing.
So fuck would be [*_ and damn would be ¥€'". And othe droid3 users could read it.
Liese S. - Apr 11, 2012 8:48:58 pm PDT #556 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
...I should probably just go to sleep now, huh?
-t - Apr 11, 2012 9:44:57 pm PDT #557 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That sous vide salmon recipe actually makes sense to me. I could be in trouble.
Theodosia - Apr 12, 2012 2:34:25 am PDT #558 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
FWIW, I've got a will made through LegalZoom, though obviously it hasn't had to stand the actual test of being used by my heirs. I'll get back to you when that happens.
Toddson - Apr 12, 2012 4:49:52 am PDT #559 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
My mother still resolutely refuses to even consider making a will. She's 87 and seems to think that actually making arrangements will make her die sooner. She also refuses to attend funerals and even opposes my sister and I going; when my uncle died a few years ago she wouldn't tell us until after a funeral. And she got a call about a week ago that we think might have been the news that my aunt died, but between her deafness, deteriorating mental facilities, and death phobia, we can't tell.