And the pigs weren't cannibal, they were man eating
All pigs are cannibals. Don't fool yourself. These also ate humans.
But, no, you should be good. This isn't actually a gross thing, just my issues.
Okay, that cellphone ad with the speed dating where the woman google stalks the guy sitting across from her? Why is he even pushing that? Is she not officially jumping up and down and semaphoring red? I mean, beyond her obvious disinterest, because I get that some guys don't care about that bit. But this woman is obviously crazy life-ruining material.
Dang, now I want sous vide salmon AND chess pie.
just my issues.
Yeah, that was disturbing. Not in a gross pig way, but still verydisturbing.
Ok, I'm hungry.
Apparently, chess pie overrides man-eating pigs in my suggestible brain.
Also, huh, you know now that I'm on a phone keyboard and there is some sort of non alpha character for every alpha key, I could totally fake symbol cuss, but have it actually be the same symbols every time, like the world's easiest cypher cussing.
So fuck would be [*_ and damn would be ¥€'". And othe droid3 users could read it.
...I should probably just go to sleep now, huh?
That sous vide salmon recipe actually makes sense to me. I could be in trouble.
FWIW, I've got a will made through LegalZoom, though obviously it hasn't had to stand the actual test of being used by my heirs. I'll get back to you when that happens.
My mother still resolutely refuses to even consider making a will. She's 87 and seems to think that actually making arrangements will make her die sooner. She also refuses to attend funerals and even opposes my sister and I going; when my uncle died a few years ago she wouldn't tell us until after a funeral. And she got a call about a week ago that we think might have been the news that my aunt died, but between her deafness, deteriorating mental facilities, and death phobia, we can't tell.
I think my sister wrote me out of her will because she wanted to put my name on the deed of her house, and I didn't want her to.
