Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - May 16, 2012 4:10:39 am PDT #5215 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh ita, never change.

no bosses and no troublesome co-worker today. hoorah! and I need it, because....yesterday afternoon mac both hit and spit on grandma. so many layers of not fun.


Fred Pete - May 16, 2012 4:32:40 am PDT #5216 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

All sympathies, lisah.


tommyrot - May 16, 2012 4:32:59 am PDT #5217 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm sorry, lisah.


msbelle - May 16, 2012 4:39:15 am PDT #5218 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

lisa, I am so sorry.


erikaj - May 16, 2012 5:17:44 am PDT #5219 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Lisah, that's so sad. But it sounds like you got a second chance.


Jesse - May 16, 2012 5:19:46 am PDT #5220 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

lisah, I'm so sorry.


Jesse - May 16, 2012 5:20:59 am PDT #5221 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In ridiculous news, I think I'm going to make a gender-based discrimination complaint at my job -- they are having a team walking competition thing, and gave out pedometers, but they only work properly if you have a waistband to clip it to. This is Day Two for me with no waistband!


Jessica - May 16, 2012 5:22:37 am PDT #5222 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jesse, can you clip it to your shoe?


msbelle - May 16, 2012 5:29:38 am PDT #5223 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

hairband?

bra strap?

under your dress on your underwear?

you have no imagination.

IOON - someoen is coming to see Mr. Ralph Stanley tomorrow night!!! Yay, so perfect if he got a family before I leave.


Jesse - May 16, 2012 5:50:31 am PDT #5224 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Underwear was already suggested to me, and no thanks! The other day, I put it on my dress pocket, and it didn't measure crap. I'm not sure what the important variables are -- close to body? Center of gravity? Parallel to the ground? Some or all of those must matter.