No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 15, 2012 7:20:47 pm PDT #5205 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is pretty. Judge as red carpet wear, but this is a consummate professional, not that puling child Stewart.


DavidS - May 15, 2012 7:27:01 pm PDT #5206 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'd love Dita to give Stewart lessons. By which I mean porn.


meara - May 15, 2012 7:27:07 pm PDT #5207 of 30001

I've made quinoa and couscous with chicken broth, don't see why you couldn't with beef

Kat, how weird to know. I guess I'd be pretty interested to meet any half siblings I had, but maybe not have an ongoin relationship. Mostly since I have siblings already, I think.

Sorry about Swifty, lisah.


bon bon - May 15, 2012 7:43:36 pm PDT #5208 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I like the Kristen Stewart thing because I like her unconventional take on red carpets. To me, that's high fashion.


Consuela - May 15, 2012 7:46:46 pm PDT #5209 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Wow, that's some dress. Although she's certainly carrying it off. INasmuch as that's possible. I'd be worried about any lateral movement unseating her boobs, though...


Burrell - May 15, 2012 7:57:53 pm PDT #5210 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm so sorry, Lisa.

So my kids had their first piano lesson tonight. It was an unqualified success! So that's good. In not good news, the principal at my son's school is leaving to become an Instructional Director for LAUSD. Sigh. At least the school will have some say in who is hired, but still, she's so great. It's a worry.


beth b - May 15, 2012 8:04:15 pm PDT #5211 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I clicked, even though I really really shouldn't have

I'm sorry, lisah


Zenkitty - May 15, 2012 9:04:44 pm PDT #5212 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm sorry about Swifty, Lisa.

I have half siblings without the donor factor and huh is about where I sit.

Or meh. I'm all meh about mine. Haven't seen them since I was four, so I reckon they feel the same about me.

ita: ARGH. WHY.


JZ - May 16, 2012 3:32:51 am PDT #5213 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am clearly up way too early. I read Burrell's post as, "My son is leaving to be an Inquisitional Director for LAUSD," and was both horrified and completely baffled.


flea - May 16, 2012 3:54:52 am PDT #5214 of 30001
information libertarian

Yeah, while I am sure the LAUSD has an Inquisition, six is a little young to become a Director.