You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - May 15, 2012 6:47:47 pm PDT #5201 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

was anyone else highly amused by the juxtaposition of ita's most recent link (NSFW) and a response to her about "morning glory muffins?"

I lost my shit laughing.


Connie Neil - May 15, 2012 6:50:44 pm PDT #5202 of 30001
brillig

I certainly went there. And then I backed away very quickly.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 15, 2012 6:56:38 pm PDT #5203 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In other news, I am making my first attempt at braising a beef roast. I ate a full dinner hours ago and the smell of it cooking is still making my mouth water.

Question: when it's done, would there be any problem with me using the excess fluid in place of plain water for making couscous?


Consuela - May 15, 2012 6:57:40 pm PDT #5204 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Matt, I shouldn't think so. It's basically beef broth.

ION, I just managed to shatter both my pyrex liquid measuring cups on the kitchen floor. Way to go! Sigh.


§ ita § - May 15, 2012 7:20:47 pm PDT #5205 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is pretty. Judge as red carpet wear, but this is a consummate professional, not that puling child Stewart.


DavidS - May 15, 2012 7:27:01 pm PDT #5206 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'd love Dita to give Stewart lessons. By which I mean porn.


meara - May 15, 2012 7:27:07 pm PDT #5207 of 30001

I've made quinoa and couscous with chicken broth, don't see why you couldn't with beef

Kat, how weird to know. I guess I'd be pretty interested to meet any half siblings I had, but maybe not have an ongoin relationship. Mostly since I have siblings already, I think.

Sorry about Swifty, lisah.


bon bon - May 15, 2012 7:43:36 pm PDT #5208 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I like the Kristen Stewart thing because I like her unconventional take on red carpets. To me, that's high fashion.


Consuela - May 15, 2012 7:46:46 pm PDT #5209 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Wow, that's some dress. Although she's certainly carrying it off. INasmuch as that's possible. I'd be worried about any lateral movement unseating her boobs, though...


Burrell - May 15, 2012 7:57:53 pm PDT #5210 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm so sorry, Lisa.

So my kids had their first piano lesson tonight. It was an unqualified success! So that's good. In not good news, the principal at my son's school is leaving to become an Instructional Director for LAUSD. Sigh. At least the school will have some say in who is hired, but still, she's so great. It's a worry.