Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - May 15, 2012 7:33:31 am PDT #5098 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And an adorable baby longears.

Awww! Reminds me of the Hunky and Spunky cartoons.


JZ - May 15, 2012 7:37:21 am PDT #5099 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thanks for all the well-wishing! Eight years ago right this minute I think I was being swatted away from the ironing board; I was about to steam the wrinkles out of my dress, but my MOH, Table Talker CharlotteJ, felt that ironing my own dress was taking the low-maintenance bride thing just a bit too far.

Jilli fashion alert: Most of this dress is a beautiful idea very very eye-searingly poorly executed, but just scroll down to the fifth picture. That back is splendid.


msbelle - May 15, 2012 7:47:35 am PDT #5100 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am very tempted to get an adult beverage for lunch.


Sophia Brooks - May 15, 2012 8:03:54 am PDT #5101 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Anniversary Hec and JZ!

And an adorable baby longears.

It is so fuzzy!!!! Is it a horse or a donkey?

ETA: msbelle, I think you should get the adult beverage

and, they are doing work at my office that sounds like the office above me is getting a root canal.


sumi - May 15, 2012 8:13:07 am PDT #5102 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, it's a donkey.


§ ita § - May 15, 2012 8:40:30 am PDT #5103 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

a beautiful idea very very eye-searingly poorly executed

You know what? I look at that and think that dress would look better on Theron. It doesn't have a hope in hell if it wears you, not you wearing it, and Kristen is all slouchy and sullen and metaphysically bird-flipping. Which, fine, give her feminist points for not doing a jig for the camera or whatever, but that's simply not a dress to wear if you're going to sulk so drearily.

Sulk with some spirit!

I do not like to do "where was I when" reflections, so I'm move straight onto the congratulating the happy couple on their continued nuptials.


Typo Boy - May 15, 2012 8:43:44 am PDT #5104 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Happy Hec&JZ verisary


JZ - May 15, 2012 8:47:02 am PDT #5105 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thanks, Typo!

ita !, I was also looking at the back of the dress and thinking it would look great on you. Still not sold on even one stitch of the rest of the dress, but damn do I love that back.


Atropa - May 15, 2012 8:48:58 am PDT #5106 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy anniversary, JZ and Hec!

take a minute to reflect on how your life has changed in the last eight years.

Um, changed jobs a lot, narrowly avoided a nervous breakdown, published a book, lost my mom, was diagnosed with a really annoying disease, apparently became slightly-more than internet famous, and am a meme. Still don't like the linear progression of time, thanks.

It doesn't have a hope in hell if it wears you, not you wearing it, and Kristen is all slouchy and sullen and metaphysically bird-flipping.

EXACTLY!


-t - May 15, 2012 8:53:50 am PDT #5107 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm really torn on that dress. The silvery skeletal stuff is so pretty, and the patchy lace bits are so not. It's unfortunate that the parts I like least are what show up the best in photos.

Mini horses, how so tiny?