Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - May 09, 2012 12:28:03 pm PDT #4333 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod. Been there, amych. *I* can say "Fuck Arizona," and I do quite a lot, but screw you, if you say that after a layover at Sky Harbor. I'm so happy to provide you your little Good N. Evil fix for the day.(Although I probably used to do that to y'all Southerners before we went all nouveau Confederate and all. If I did, I'm really sorry.)


amych - May 09, 2012 12:30:52 pm PDT #4334 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, I totally had a layover at Sky Harbor that one time!


msbelle - May 09, 2012 12:36:10 pm PDT #4335 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

hugs on all the good people of NC.

Y'ALL!!! I cannot find a home for Mr. Ralph Stanley! It is unpossible that no one at my offices wants this dog.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 09, 2012 12:38:52 pm PDT #4336 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I am not convinced Bachman is human.

Switzerland is renowned for its intricate clockworks and automatons...


erikaj - May 09, 2012 12:44:30 pm PDT #4337 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Everyone does. Or stops for gas. That is literally the first thing I hear when I say I'm from here. Although, probably not anymore. Never thought I'd want to be just hot and boring again.


Sparky1 - May 09, 2012 1:24:25 pm PDT #4338 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

I need spoons. Because we were going to London, a volunteer took the phone we use for my lost dog, and she had two people call today with solid sightings and has set up a track with the search and rescue dog tomorrow to try and confirm. It's been 5 months since we've had a sighting.


tommyrot - May 09, 2012 1:34:10 pm PDT #4339 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A quote for those who don't like working in groups:

"Nothing destroys a good idea faster than a mandatory consensus. The lowest common denominator is never a high standard."

This quote comes from Forbes contributing writer Jessica Hagy who suggests that nothing kills a good idea like a committee. While it is important to listen to others, too much advice on how to make something more appealing usually involves dumbing it down quite a bit. If you really believe in your idea and what you want to accomplish, stick to your guns where it's important.

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hippocampus - May 09, 2012 1:36:11 pm PDT #4340 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

has set up a track with the search and rescue dog tomorrow to try and confirm

oh wow. That's incredible. I wish I could come down to help.


erikaj - May 09, 2012 1:39:33 pm PDT #4341 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

hope they catch her this time, sparky.


tommyrot - May 09, 2012 1:46:18 pm PDT #4342 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

An unapologetically reductionist cartoon about Australian wildlife

In case you're unaware, Australia bears the mildly unfair reputation as a continent brimming with freaky fauna. And as artist Katie Lisk explains of this webcomic, "My boyfriend has decided he wants to move to Australia. I decided to make some scientific depictions of what life there would be like."

eta: Crude comic Jillifont warning!!