Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Apr 11, 2012 8:30:37 am PDT #405 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I didn't do much in the way of "stupid things" when I was younger, so I don't regret a whole lot. But I'm right now in this place where I'm not yet in a married-have kids-move on with life sorta way, but I'm also not still in the young 20s have fun and party all the time, and I'm just not sure what to do with myself. I mean, I miss the fun of the party all the time, but know that I don't REALLY want that any more (and my body can't take it!). But I want more than what I've got....

I sometimes I regret that I didn't do more stupid things.


Consuela - Apr 11, 2012 8:32:42 am PDT #406 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I sometimes I regret that I didn't do more stupid things

Me, too. I was really not much with the adventurousness when I was younger, and I regret that now.


Laura - Apr 11, 2012 8:35:57 am PDT #407 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

We did apparently name this thread in honor of the middle age crazy. Not that into the hookers nd blow myself, but I could be talked into buying Buffistas island and running away!


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2012 8:36:24 am PDT #408 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I sometimes I regret that I didn't do more stupid things

Me too.

ION, my blue crabmeat benedict didn't come with lemon slices. Where's my waitress?


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 8:37:41 am PDT #409 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I did enough kinda stupid things that there were no lasting repercussions, but the problem is...I want to keep doing them. Why not? But I just can't get away with that shit anymore. People look at me funny, and my smile isn't as winning anymore.

My manager is frustrating me. One of her programmers won't prioritise, so I'm trying to escalate to her, and she keeps pushing back to the developer, and telling me "she's a professional, she can prioritise". Uh, not she can't. This is why the users are frustrated. *I* don't have insight into all of her projects, so I patently can't prioritise for her.

So this means I have to call her out in a way I didn't want to. I wanted to just nudge this, not say "your employee isn't doing her job". Dammit, can't you take a hint?


Sue - Apr 11, 2012 8:42:40 am PDT #410 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Most of my regrets are about playing it safe. Which should be a lesson to my present self.

the problem is...I want to keep doing them. Why not? But I just can't get away with that shit anymore. People look at me funny, and my smile isn't as winning anymore.

I get that.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2012 8:43:58 am PDT #411 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I did enough kinda stupid things that there were no lasting repercussions, but the problem is...I want to keep doing them. Why not? But I just can't get away with that shit anymore.

Ha! Me too.

It is possible I have already had my midlife crisis, moving to New Orleans. Trying to get ready to support Tom's.

Hey, can I request some house ~ma? Someone made an offer on our condo ($200K, OMG, we paid $350K for it in 2005) and I realllly want it to move through and be approved quickly and easily. (I don't wanna make my May mortgage payment! Though, I will probably have to.)


Burrell - Apr 11, 2012 8:45:27 am PDT #412 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I went from acne to rosacea. Both are annoying. sigh. I'd say the rosacea is worse because it can cause acne as well.


Consuela - Apr 11, 2012 8:46:29 am PDT #413 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Yeah, I've got that, too, Burrell. I suspect I should cut back on the red wine, but I don't wannaaaaa.


Burrell - Apr 11, 2012 8:47:12 am PDT #414 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Most of my regrets are about playing it safe. Which should be a lesson to my present self.

Me too, Sue.