Angel: Eve. So, I guess we should, I don't know, talk? Eve: About what? Angel: About what happened back there with us. Eve: Angel, it's not like this is the first time I've had sex under a mystical influence. I went to U.C. Santa Cruz.

'Life of the Party'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Oct 31, 2012 10:11:01 am PDT #27976 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy Anniversary, Jilli and Pete!!!

Thank you!


Atropa - Oct 31, 2012 10:12:22 am PDT #27977 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Assumptions for the math: that vampires feed once a month and that when they feed, a human dies and a vampire is created.

Hmmph. I hold that smart vampires would not kill their prey every time they feed, because killing off the food supply is a bad plan.


msbelle - Oct 31, 2012 10:13:23 am PDT #27978 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Louis fed on animals. Was Anne Rice on this dissertation committee?


Sophia Brooks - Oct 31, 2012 10:16:30 am PDT #27979 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Anniversary Jilli and Pete!

There are children and families trick or treating in my building. They are loud.


Theodosia - Oct 31, 2012 10:17:54 am PDT #27980 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It's nice to see modern science dealing so rationally with vampires and zombies.


flea - Oct 31, 2012 10:18:21 am PDT #27981 of 30001
information libertarian

I am pretty sure it's turn two, the rest are food.


§ ita § - Oct 31, 2012 10:22:32 am PDT #27982 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am pretty sure it's turn two, the rest are food.

Well, you and Harmony are in agreement.

I'm just not sure I want that company.

Okay, between 2 & 3 I have a break, but the space in my calendar looks booked (why, yes, I am that person I complained about--but I only do it two hours a week, and sometimes I go to those meetings...) so I might lie down. Feel gross.

Which I'm sure is unrelated to the free pizza lunch.


Jesse - Oct 31, 2012 10:24:24 am PDT #27983 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

money quote: "We conclude that if the first vampire appeared on January 1st of 1600 AD, humanity would have been wiped out by June of 1602, two and half years later"

Assumptions for the math: that vampires feed once a month and that when they feed, a human dies and a vampire is created.

That's hysterical. And I also question their assumptions!

I realize a big chunk of my job is playing telephone, but it is EXHAUSTING. Also I'm supposed to be working on the big project I mentioned earlier!


brenda m - Oct 31, 2012 10:38:04 am PDT #27984 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

(I'd assume more frequent feeding and that humans might just flat out die and not resurrect as a vampire), but that would shorten the projects of humanity wipe out, not lengthen.

No it wouldn't - turning someone every time is how you get the exponential increases in number of vamps that creates catstrophic failure of the ecosystem.

I do recall seeing a similar theory about whether or not you should be afraid of zombies. Zombies I think we can presume either kill or turn with every contact. Therefore, if zombies were fast and hence dangerous, they would have wiped out humanity in short order. So clearly zombies are either a) not real or b) not something you need to worry about.


§ ita § - Oct 31, 2012 10:44:02 am PDT #27985 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Therefore, if zombies were fast and hence dangerous, they would have wiped out humanity in short order

How do they spread across oceans?