and wahoo! I am totally a puddle of fangirl right now.
Hooray!
You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
hippocampus - Oct 31, 2012 10:00:15 am PDT #27974 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
le nubian - Oct 31, 2012 10:10:55 am PDT #27975 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
academic paper proves with math that vampires do not exist.
money quote: "We conclude that if the first vampire appeared on January 1st of 1600 AD, humanity would have been wiped out by June of 1602, two and half years later"
Assumptions for the math: that vampires feed once a month and that when they feed, a human dies and a vampire is created.
Suffice it to say, I am not sure I agree with those assumptions (I'd assume more frequent feeding and that humans might just flat out die and not resurrect as a vampire), but that would shorten the projects of humanity wipe out, not lengthen.
Atropa - Oct 31, 2012 10:11:01 am PDT #27976 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Happy Anniversary, Jilli and Pete!!!
Thank you!
Atropa - Oct 31, 2012 10:12:22 am PDT #27977 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Assumptions for the math: that vampires feed once a month and that when they feed, a human dies and a vampire is created.
Hmmph. I hold that smart vampires would not kill their prey every time they feed, because killing off the food supply is a bad plan.
msbelle - Oct 31, 2012 10:13:23 am PDT #27978 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Louis fed on animals. Was Anne Rice on this dissertation committee?
Sophia Brooks - Oct 31, 2012 10:16:30 am PDT #27979 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Happy Anniversary Jilli and Pete!
There are children and families trick or treating in my building. They are loud.
Theodosia - Oct 31, 2012 10:17:54 am PDT #27980 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
It's nice to see modern science dealing so rationally with vampires and zombies.
flea - Oct 31, 2012 10:18:21 am PDT #27981 of 30001
information libertarian
I am pretty sure it's turn two, the rest are food.
§ ita § - Oct 31, 2012 10:22:32 am PDT #27982 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am pretty sure it's turn two, the rest are food.
Well, you and Harmony are in agreement.
I'm just not sure I want that company.
Okay, between 2 & 3 I have a break, but the space in my calendar looks booked (why, yes, I am that person I complained about--but I only do it two hours a week, and sometimes I go to those meetings...) so I might lie down. Feel gross.
Which I'm sure is unrelated to the free pizza lunch.
Jesse - Oct 31, 2012 10:24:24 am PDT #27983 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
money quote: "We conclude that if the first vampire appeared on January 1st of 1600 AD, humanity would have been wiped out by June of 1602, two and half years later"
Assumptions for the math: that vampires feed once a month and that when they feed, a human dies and a vampire is created.
That's hysterical. And I also question their assumptions!
I realize a big chunk of my job is playing telephone, but it is EXHAUSTING. Also I'm supposed to be working on the big project I mentioned earlier!