Balls. I totally stepped in it yesterday, but not my fault!
We have to find out really quickly whether this building we're getting rid of is considered historically significant. I was going to hire a contractor, but someone recommended this guy D, at headquarters--he's the only person in the organization who might have the skill set to do it.
So I call him, he says, sure, he can do it. But we need to clear it with his boss. So I go to my boss and he sends an email to D's boss asking for his time, we'd pay for him to fly out, etc etc.
D's boss hits the roof because apparently D's really busy and he's not supposed to be doing field work, just policy work (which is bullshit, they do field work all the damn time), and can't we hire a contractor blah blah blah.
Sheesh, dude. No reason to get into a spin! So I'll probably have to contract it out anyway, which is not the best use of our money, but whatevs.
Really, when are they going to make me King of the World so I don't have to deal with this crap?
Just had a conversation with a coworker about some dubious but utterly work-related things over the top of our cubes, causing another coworker to pop around the corner and ask incredulously, "Did you just say MILF?"
Yes, yes I did.
OK, everyone remembers Todd "legitimate rape" Akin, right? He may be even more stupid than we thought.
In 2008, Akin Claimed Women ‘Who Are Not Actually Pregnant’ Get Abortions
Akin:
You find that along with the culture of death go all kinds of other lawbreaking. The not following good sanitary procedure, giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant, cheating on taxes, all these kinds of things. The misuse of anesthetics so that people die or almost die. All of these things are common practice, and all that information is available for America.
All you add is food and climate control, and some time, and the embryo becomes you or me.
The man is a walking Onion article - I'm laughing so hard at this I can't manage to work up any outrage.
I make sure to get an abortion at least once year, whether I need it or not!
giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant
Is this like the Bizarro version of the virgin birth?
So women who are considering becoming pregnant should probably consult with an HVAC specialist to make sure their climate control is working. I mean, if your AC is stuck on, the fetus could end up frozen solid.
So women who are considering becoming pregnant should probably consult with an HVAC specialist to make sure their climate control is working. I mean, if your AC is stuck on, the fetus could end up frozen solid.
This is why I just go straight for the abortions without the hassle of getting pregnant first. That just sounds like too much work.
giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant
Is this like the Bizarro version of the virgin birth?
A virgin birth in one reality results from a non-pregnant abortion in another reality.
