Just had a conversation with a coworker about some dubious but utterly work-related things over the top of our cubes, causing another coworker to pop around the corner and ask incredulously, "Did you just say MILF?"
Yes, yes I did.
Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Oct 03, 2012 6:54:14 am PDT #24239 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Oct 03, 2012 7:07:33 am PDT #24240 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, everyone remembers Todd "legitimate rape" Akin, right? He may be even more stupid than we thought.
In 2008, Akin Claimed Women ‘Who Are Not Actually Pregnant’ Get Abortions
Akin:
You find that along with the culture of death go all kinds of other lawbreaking. The not following good sanitary procedure, giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant, cheating on taxes, all these kinds of things. The misuse of anesthetics so that people die or almost die. All of these things are common practice, and all that information is available for America.
brenda m - Oct 03, 2012 7:12:17 am PDT #24241 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Also from Akin:
Now an embryo may seem like some scientific or laboratory term, but in fact the embryo contains the unique information that defines a person. All you add is food and climate control, and some time, and the embryo becomes you or me.
Climate control.
Jessica - Oct 03, 2012 7:20:05 am PDT #24242 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
All you add is food and climate control, and some time, and the embryo becomes you or me.
The man is a walking Onion article - I'm laughing so hard at this I can't manage to work up any outrage.
Jesse - Oct 03, 2012 7:22:16 am PDT #24243 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I make sure to get an abortion at least once year, whether I need it or not!
Steph L. - Oct 03, 2012 7:24:13 am PDT #24244 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant
Is this like the Bizarro version of the virgin birth?
tommyrot - Oct 03, 2012 7:25:33 am PDT #24245 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So women who are considering becoming pregnant should probably consult with an HVAC specialist to make sure their climate control is working. I mean, if your AC is stuck on, the fetus could end up frozen solid.
brenda m - Oct 03, 2012 7:26:31 am PDT #24246 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
So women who are considering becoming pregnant should probably consult with an HVAC specialist to make sure their climate control is working. I mean, if your AC is stuck on, the fetus could end up frozen solid.
This is why I just go straight for the abortions without the hassle of getting pregnant first. That just sounds like too much work.
tommyrot - Oct 03, 2012 7:26:33 am PDT #24247 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant
Is this like the Bizarro version of the virgin birth?
A virgin birth in one reality results from a non-pregnant abortion in another reality.
Jessica - Oct 03, 2012 7:27:18 am PDT #24248 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So women who are considering becoming pregnant should probably consult with an HVAC specialist to make sure their climate control is working. I mean, if your AC is stuck on, the fetus could end up frozen solid.
The first thing I always recommend to women who are having trouble conceiving is to check that the filter is clean.