I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Oct 03, 2012 7:20:05 am PDT #24242 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

All you add is food and climate control, and some time, and the embryo becomes you or me.

The man is a walking Onion article - I'm laughing so hard at this I can't manage to work up any outrage.


Jesse - Oct 03, 2012 7:22:16 am PDT #24243 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I make sure to get an abortion at least once year, whether I need it or not!


Steph L. - Oct 03, 2012 7:24:13 am PDT #24244 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant

Is this like the Bizarro version of the virgin birth?


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2012 7:25:33 am PDT #24245 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So women who are considering becoming pregnant should probably consult with an HVAC specialist to make sure their climate control is working. I mean, if your AC is stuck on, the fetus could end up frozen solid.


brenda m - Oct 03, 2012 7:26:31 am PDT #24246 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So women who are considering becoming pregnant should probably consult with an HVAC specialist to make sure their climate control is working. I mean, if your AC is stuck on, the fetus could end up frozen solid.

This is why I just go straight for the abortions without the hassle of getting pregnant first. That just sounds like too much work.


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2012 7:26:33 am PDT #24247 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant

Is this like the Bizarro version of the virgin birth?

A virgin birth in one reality results from a non-pregnant abortion in another reality.


Jessica - Oct 03, 2012 7:27:18 am PDT #24248 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So women who are considering becoming pregnant should probably consult with an HVAC specialist to make sure their climate control is working. I mean, if your AC is stuck on, the fetus could end up frozen solid.

The first thing I always recommend to women who are having trouble conceiving is to check that the filter is clean.


msbelle - Oct 03, 2012 7:27:23 am PDT #24249 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I bet he is referring to D&C being a procedure used for more than abortions, but he lumps all D&Cs into abortions. He's a tool and clearly does not know enough about anything to speak publically.


aurelia - Oct 03, 2012 7:28:27 am PDT #24250 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I doubt he'd pass the screening test to be a contestant on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?


Gudanov - Oct 03, 2012 7:32:43 am PDT #24251 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I would guess that maybe he means that abortion providers dupe women into getting abortions when they aren't even pregnant so they can make money. That's about the best I can figure.