You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Sep 27, 2012 9:21:56 am PDT #23702 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

FUCK YEAH!


-t - Sep 27, 2012 9:22:34 am PDT #23703 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So now you can apply for your job? Hooray? Relatively speaking, hooray, I guess. This whole thing has been such a farcical nightmare.


erikaj - Sep 27, 2012 9:23:57 am PDT #23704 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Good...that was some *bull*shit, Consuela.


Jessica - Sep 27, 2012 9:26:58 am PDT #23705 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No love for "Sudo get me a sandwich"? That's the one I find myself quoting most often.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2012 9:28:07 am PDT #23706 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's the one I find myself quoting most often.

I have no one to quote it at--but that is the only one I wear. I think it's when I really truly noticed xkcd as something I needed to go back to and read regularly.


Liese S. - Sep 27, 2012 9:30:06 am PDT #23707 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh thank goodness, Suela. Good thing you didn't flounce, now!


Jesse - Sep 27, 2012 9:31:09 am PDT #23708 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

PHEW!


erikaj - Sep 27, 2012 9:34:24 am PDT #23709 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

I think they have fucked with you long enough the job should be yours now.


amych - Sep 27, 2012 9:36:55 am PDT #23710 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think they have fucked with you long enough the job should be yours now.

REQUIRED EXPERIENCE: 2 yrs being dicked around about the status of the very job described herein.


Kate P. - Sep 27, 2012 9:37:44 am PDT #23711 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Suela, sheesh, they should just give you the job now, as compensation for all the stress this whole thing has caused you! Edit: or, yeah, what they said!