I think they have fucked with you long enough the job should be yours now.
REQUIRED EXPERIENCE: 2 yrs being dicked around about the status of the very job described herein.
Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness.
Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
'Never Leave Me'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Sep 27, 2012 9:36:55 am PDT #23710 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Kate P. - Sep 27, 2012 9:37:44 am PDT #23711 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Suela, sheesh, they should just give you the job now, as compensation for all the stress this whole thing has caused you! Edit: or, yeah, what they said!
msbelle - Sep 27, 2012 9:42:25 am PDT #23712 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
YAYAYAYAY!
ION, I was just uber productive actually taking a lunch hour, but staying at my desk. I got my stupid medical and dependant care info sorted out, 2 medical bills sorted and paid, and a dent into a ridiculous pile of receipts.
DOING A BUDGET IS HARD!!! But I will be triumphant and kill the pile of receipts and have all the knowledge of how I waste away my money and I will use the knowledge for good and be a grown-up to start saving money for SPRING BREAK IN DISNEY!!!
Consuela - Sep 27, 2012 9:56:05 am PDT #23713 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I could really do with a little less excitement about all this.
Between this and trying to move my parents, if I get to Thanksgiving without ending up gibbering under a bridge, I'll consider myself lucky.
meara - Sep 27, 2012 9:59:25 am PDT #23714 of 30001
REQUIRED EXPERIENCE: 2 yrs being dicked around about the status of the very job described herein.
No kidding!!
le nubian - Sep 27, 2012 10:03:20 am PDT #23715 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Wow 'Suela. Good thing too because the buffista torches were getting lit. And not the good kind of lit either.
Zenkitty - Sep 27, 2012 10:03:21 am PDT #23716 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Jeebus, Consuela, they should totally give you the job at this point. With a raise and cake and maybe a pony.
Sue - Sep 27, 2012 10:05:53 am PDT #23717 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Thank dog, Consuela.
Ginger - Sep 27, 2012 10:08:42 am PDT #23718 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
REQUIRED EXPERIENCE: 2 yrs being dicked around about the status of the very job described herein.
While doing that job.
flea - Sep 27, 2012 10:20:03 am PDT #23719 of 30001
information libertarian
If there are other people who have SPECIFIC EXPERIENCE of disposal of that thing you work on, I will be sort of amazed.
I mean, I once saw an academic job posted where they wanted someone who could teach latin and greek and also knew Chinese archaeology, and they found a person, but still.