We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Sep 27, 2012 9:23:57 am PDT #23704 of 30001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Good...that was some *bull*shit, Consuela.


Jessica - Sep 27, 2012 9:26:58 am PDT #23705 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No love for "Sudo get me a sandwich"? That's the one I find myself quoting most often.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2012 9:28:07 am PDT #23706 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's the one I find myself quoting most often.

I have no one to quote it at--but that is the only one I wear. I think it's when I really truly noticed xkcd as something I needed to go back to and read regularly.


Liese S. - Sep 27, 2012 9:30:06 am PDT #23707 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh thank goodness, Suela. Good thing you didn't flounce, now!


Jesse - Sep 27, 2012 9:31:09 am PDT #23708 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

PHEW!


erikaj - Sep 27, 2012 9:34:24 am PDT #23709 of 30001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I think they have fucked with you long enough the job should be yours now.


amych - Sep 27, 2012 9:36:55 am PDT #23710 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think they have fucked with you long enough the job should be yours now.

REQUIRED EXPERIENCE: 2 yrs being dicked around about the status of the very job described herein.


Kate P. - Sep 27, 2012 9:37:44 am PDT #23711 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Suela, sheesh, they should just give you the job now, as compensation for all the stress this whole thing has caused you! Edit: or, yeah, what they said!


msbelle - Sep 27, 2012 9:42:25 am PDT #23712 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

YAYAYAYAY!

ION, I was just uber productive actually taking a lunch hour, but staying at my desk. I got my stupid medical and dependant care info sorted out, 2 medical bills sorted and paid, and a dent into a ridiculous pile of receipts.

DOING A BUDGET IS HARD!!! But I will be triumphant and kill the pile of receipts and have all the knowledge of how I waste away my money and I will use the knowledge for good and be a grown-up to start saving money for SPRING BREAK IN DISNEY!!!


Consuela - Sep 27, 2012 9:56:05 am PDT #23713 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I could really do with a little less excitement about all this.

Between this and trying to move my parents, if I get to Thanksgiving without ending up gibbering under a bridge, I'll consider myself lucky.