I love the Mattress xkcd, because I deal with this problem every. single. night.
I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Sep 27, 2012 8:44:19 am PDT #23698 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
meara - Sep 27, 2012 8:44:26 am PDT #23699 of 30001
Yeah, I really like the infographic ones he's done. Not funny, but amazing. Someone on the Internet is wrong is totally my favorite though.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2012 9:19:42 am PDT #23700 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone is wrong on the internet is just...right. It's not funny, per se, and I can barely even call it clever because that's not the angle--instead, it's hella perceptive and succinct as all get out, though, and it's a fuck of a shortcut and I'm glad it's now common (righteous) lexicon.
Apparently the opener of "You know, I've heard some very good things about your technical expertise here at [ita !'s workplace] in the IT department" doesn't automatically make people IIS subject matter experts. I'm somewhat disappointed in that failure.
Consuela - Sep 27, 2012 9:20:57 am PDT #23701 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
OMG they fixed it. It's been posted.
t collapses
Tom Scola - Sep 27, 2012 9:21:56 am PDT #23702 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
FUCK YEAH!
-t - Sep 27, 2012 9:22:34 am PDT #23703 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
So now you can apply for your job? Hooray? Relatively speaking, hooray, I guess. This whole thing has been such a farcical nightmare.
erikaj - Sep 27, 2012 9:23:57 am PDT #23704 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Good...that was some *bull*shit, Consuela.
Jessica - Sep 27, 2012 9:26:58 am PDT #23705 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
No love for "Sudo get me a sandwich"? That's the one I find myself quoting most often.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2012 9:28:07 am PDT #23706 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's the one I find myself quoting most often.
I have no one to quote it at--but that is the only one I wear. I think it's when I really truly noticed xkcd as something I needed to go back to and read regularly.
Liese S. - Sep 27, 2012 9:30:06 am PDT #23707 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh thank goodness, Suela. Good thing you didn't flounce, now!