Mal ,'Shindig'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Though it's not entirely accurate. Some of the really cheap ones, the ones where they're cheap because you have to do the two-step (pee in the cup, transfer the pee) are wicked fast.
I used a fairly inexpensive one step one when I was pregnant with Lilly, and the second line showed almost instantly.
Your Pee Test May Vary
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE.
So my position was posted.
Status candidates only.
Which means I can't apply for it. I'm not a current or former federal employee or a veteran.
THE FUCK????
AAAAARGH!
Fuck.
your government at work, folks.
I have spent the last fifteen months waiting for them to repost the position, and when they do, I can't even apply.
I can't even.
WHAT?!
That's unbelievable.
Holy fucking shit.
Oh, Consuela. No words for how wrong that is.
Uh, they meant to do that? When he came by your desk to tell you, he was thinking that? I seriously hope it was a fuckup they mean to address, because...that's really not likely to be the best thing for the department, never mind it's fucking you over (which is the bit I care about--they can fuck themselves--I want you to have the job you want).