Numfar! Do the dance of joy.

Elder ,'Power Play'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2012 8:00:19 am PDT #21588 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ask if they believe in the moon landing

Brilliant! Yeah, I'm gonna heckle these guys all day.


Jessica - Sep 10, 2012 8:03:13 am PDT #21589 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Brilliant! Yeah, I'm gonna heckle these guys all day.

Also, vaccines, flouridation, JFK! BIGFOOT!

(I heard on a podcast this morning that apparently Mitt Romney is catching heat from cryptozoologists for referring to Bigfoot as a "hoax." So now I'm just waiting to see who is willing to pander to the BELIEVES IN BIGFOOT AND THINKS IT'S AN IMPORTANT CAMPAIGN ISSUE community.)


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2012 8:08:00 am PDT #21590 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I want to contribute to a pro-Bigfoot superPAC....


Steph L. - Sep 10, 2012 8:08:58 am PDT #21591 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So, there is this woman I know from college, and she is a very nice lady, but every day she posts about 10 pictures of dogs that are going to be put to sleep unless they are rescued. It makes me too sad, but I don't want to hide her because I am interested in the other stuff she posts.

Oh my god, me too. I cannot stand it. If there were a customizable filter where I could tell it to filter out those emotionally manipulative posts, I would totally do it. Otherwise, I've had to start blocking people who I otherwise like a lot.

Is there a term for people who share that school of (not) thought? Or, rather, what schools of (not) thought satisfy that criteria?

ignorant.

I was gonna say.


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2012 8:19:40 am PDT #21592 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Muppets with People Eyes

It's weird. To me, some are freaky as hell (Kermit, Big Bird) but others are not.

Human eyes make Big Bird look angry.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2012 8:20:13 am PDT #21593 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively over the weekend. Why can't guys I think are dreamy marry chicks I think are dreamy? I haven't been ooh! nummy! about a celebrity marriage in forever.


askye - Sep 10, 2012 8:26:32 am PDT #21594 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Muppets with people eyes are weird. Miss Piggy should have had major eyelashes.


Cashmere - Sep 10, 2012 8:26:54 am PDT #21595 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Soooo. I just took a job writing the police blotter for our newest, local, virtual newspaper. It pays next to nothing but it's more than the nothing I am making now.

Plus, I might convince the editor to adopt an Arcata Eye-like version if I am exceedingly adept.


msbelle - Sep 10, 2012 8:33:08 am PDT #21596 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I made a mistake scheduling something last Friday and the result was two meetings that over-lapped being booked on the same conference line. I am terrified that I am going to be fired.


smonster - Sep 10, 2012 8:37:51 am PDT #21597 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cash, sounds kind of cool.

Is that the sostinato pedal? Why I think I know this, I have no clue. Not a single piano lesson ever.