Cash, sounds kind of cool.
Is that the sostinato pedal? Why I think I know this, I have no clue. Not a single piano lesson ever.
Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.
'Ariel'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
smonster - Sep 10, 2012 8:37:51 am PDT #21597 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Polter-Cow - Sep 10, 2012 8:43:16 am PDT #21598 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Barack Obama is tired of your shit.
Hear the President of the United States use gloriously NSFW language!
Kate P. - Sep 10, 2012 9:01:05 am PDT #21599 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Our realtor just emailed asking if we'd managed to get the water turned on (yes), and if there were any other problems with the house. Ha.
tommyrot - Sep 10, 2012 9:16:41 am PDT #21600 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I Am The Very Model of an Amateur Grammarian - Neatorama
Tom Freeman of The Stroppy Editor took the Major-General's Song from the Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan and adapted it to suit the modern swashbuckling world of grammar nazism:
I am the very model of an amateur grammarian
I have a little knowledge and I am authoritarian
But I make no apology for being doctrinarian
We must not plummet to the verbal depths of the barbarian
I’d sooner break my heart in two than sunder an infinitive
And I’d disown my closest family within a minute if
They dared to place a preposition at a sentence terminus
Or sully the Queen’s English with neologisms verminous
I know that ‘soon’ and not ‘right now’ is the true sense of ‘presently’
I’m happy to correct you and I do it oh so pleasantly
I’m not a grammar Nazi; I’m just a linguistic Aryan
I am the very model of an amateur grammarian
erikaj - Sep 10, 2012 9:18:51 am PDT #21601 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Go, Cash. My friend(who's Lisah's friend...cyber-smalltimore moment!) sometimes puts up three things "from the blotter" and we have to guess which he made up...the real ones are the weirdest.
Steph L. - Sep 10, 2012 9:26:23 am PDT #21602 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I Am The Very Model of an Amateur Grammarian - Neatorama
Heh. A friend posted that on my FB wall the other day.
Amy - Sep 10, 2012 9:28:50 am PDT #21603 of 30001
Because books.
Hang in there, msbelle. I can't imagine they'd fire you for a simple mistake.
Cashmere - Sep 10, 2012 9:46:12 am PDT #21604 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
msbelle, that is a small goof in big picture of office life. I hope they don't give you grief for it.
Kate, Oh, man. I really hope the fix is a simple one and that it's not a huge stress on you.
I have cancelled our cable and pared down our phone service. Next up, putting a hold on our YMCA membership. I think we've done a good job cutting our discretionary spending, in case of sudden job loss.
aurelia - Sep 10, 2012 9:50:32 am PDT #21605 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Wow. [link] Jilli will probably want to skip this one.
sumi - Sep 10, 2012 9:53:00 am PDT #21606 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
The Killing Guidebook is going to include instructions to knit the Sweater.