Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively over the weekend. Why can't guys I think are dreamy marry chicks I think are dreamy? I haven't been ooh! nummy! about a celebrity marriage in forever.
We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know...insane.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 10, 2012 8:20:13 am PDT #21593 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
askye - Sep 10, 2012 8:26:32 am PDT #21594 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
Muppets with people eyes are weird. Miss Piggy should have had major eyelashes.
Cashmere - Sep 10, 2012 8:26:54 am PDT #21595 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Soooo. I just took a job writing the police blotter for our newest, local, virtual newspaper. It pays next to nothing but it's more than the nothing I am making now.
Plus, I might convince the editor to adopt an Arcata Eye-like version if I am exceedingly adept.
msbelle - Sep 10, 2012 8:33:08 am PDT #21596 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I made a mistake scheduling something last Friday and the result was two meetings that over-lapped being booked on the same conference line. I am terrified that I am going to be fired.
smonster - Sep 10, 2012 8:37:51 am PDT #21597 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Cash, sounds kind of cool.
Is that the sostinato pedal? Why I think I know this, I have no clue. Not a single piano lesson ever.
Polter-Cow - Sep 10, 2012 8:43:16 am PDT #21598 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Barack Obama is tired of your shit.
Hear the President of the United States use gloriously NSFW language!
Kate P. - Sep 10, 2012 9:01:05 am PDT #21599 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Our realtor just emailed asking if we'd managed to get the water turned on (yes), and if there were any other problems with the house. Ha.
tommyrot - Sep 10, 2012 9:16:41 am PDT #21600 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I Am The Very Model of an Amateur Grammarian - Neatorama
Tom Freeman of The Stroppy Editor took the Major-General's Song from the Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan and adapted it to suit the modern swashbuckling world of grammar nazism:
I am the very model of an amateur grammarian
I have a little knowledge and I am authoritarian
But I make no apology for being doctrinarian
We must not plummet to the verbal depths of the barbarian
I’d sooner break my heart in two than sunder an infinitive
And I’d disown my closest family within a minute if
They dared to place a preposition at a sentence terminus
Or sully the Queen’s English with neologisms verminous
I know that ‘soon’ and not ‘right now’ is the true sense of ‘presently’
I’m happy to correct you and I do it oh so pleasantly
I’m not a grammar Nazi; I’m just a linguistic Aryan
I am the very model of an amateur grammarian
erikaj - Sep 10, 2012 9:18:51 am PDT #21601 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Go, Cash. My friend(who's Lisah's friend...cyber-smalltimore moment!) sometimes puts up three things "from the blotter" and we have to guess which he made up...the real ones are the weirdest.
Steph L. - Sep 10, 2012 9:26:23 am PDT #21602 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I Am The Very Model of an Amateur Grammarian - Neatorama
Heh. A friend posted that on my FB wall the other day.