Snopes on the story, with some stuff I forgot: [link]
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I've heard the same story with an old lady carrying dog poop in a nice bag to disguise it.
I remember really thinking it was true when I first heard it. Were we ever so young?
I remember someone telling me the story of the woman who sprayed glitter hair spray on her nether regions, instead of FDS, before a gynecologist visit, and I believed it.
You guys, after the donut thing (which led me to create the phrase 'donut furious') I feel like I should relate that this week I'm getting crazy kudos at work for reading an email. I read an office wide update about a matter I wasn't working on, recognized a name from our matter and sent a three- letter email (with three exclamation points) and now I'm being canonized. I fully expect a medal now. Your federal government at work!
Isn't government work grand?
Also, totally stealing donut furious.
I remember someone telling me the story of the woman who sprayed glitter hair spray on her nether regions, instead of FDS, before a gynecologist visit, and I believed it.
"Fancy!"
Your federal government at work!
Four more years! Four more years!
"Fancy!"
I feel like this is less believable now because of the assumption (I am not sure about the truth of this) that most people shave/wax.
Back to the dentist in a few. They only got the root canal done yesterday, no crown. So I got a temporary. I was so numbed up, I thought the temp fit fine. Once I got feeling back...oh, heck no. So, back to either get the crown or get the temp fixed. As much as I'd rather have the crown and be done, I don't care at this point. WAY too much time in the dentist chair.
Have I ever mentioned how dental phobic I am? I feel like I'm burning through my Lorazapam just on dental crap.
I feel like this is less believable now because of the assumption (I am not sure about the truth of this) that most people shave/wax.
Because you'd notice glitter on bare skin more? Or why?