Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Sep 07, 2012 8:34:42 am PDT #21338 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've heard the same story with an old lady carrying dog poop in a nice bag to disguise it.


Jesse - Sep 07, 2012 8:47:04 am PDT #21339 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I remember really thinking it was true when I first heard it. Were we ever so young?


Sophia Brooks - Sep 07, 2012 9:05:52 am PDT #21340 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I remember someone telling me the story of the woman who sprayed glitter hair spray on her nether regions, instead of FDS, before a gynecologist visit, and I believed it.


bon bon - Sep 07, 2012 9:09:23 am PDT #21341 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

You guys, after the donut thing (which led me to create the phrase 'donut furious') I feel like I should relate that this week I'm getting crazy kudos at work for reading an email. I read an office wide update about a matter I wasn't working on, recognized a name from our matter and sent a three- letter email (with three exclamation points) and now I'm being canonized. I fully expect a medal now. Your federal government at work!


Sue - Sep 07, 2012 9:17:55 am PDT #21342 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Isn't government work grand?

Also, totally stealing donut furious.


Jesse - Sep 07, 2012 9:19:14 am PDT #21343 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I remember someone telling me the story of the woman who sprayed glitter hair spray on her nether regions, instead of FDS, before a gynecologist visit, and I believed it.

"Fancy!"

Your federal government at work!

Four more years! Four more years!


Sophia Brooks - Sep 07, 2012 9:30:15 am PDT #21344 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

"Fancy!"

I feel like this is less believable now because of the assumption (I am not sure about the truth of this) that most people shave/wax.


SuziQ - Sep 07, 2012 9:30:51 am PDT #21345 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Back to the dentist in a few. They only got the root canal done yesterday, no crown. So I got a temporary. I was so numbed up, I thought the temp fit fine. Once I got feeling back...oh, heck no. So, back to either get the crown or get the temp fixed. As much as I'd rather have the crown and be done, I don't care at this point. WAY too much time in the dentist chair.

Have I ever mentioned how dental phobic I am? I feel like I'm burning through my Lorazapam just on dental crap.


Jesse - Sep 07, 2012 9:32:45 am PDT #21346 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I feel like this is less believable now because of the assumption (I am not sure about the truth of this) that most people shave/wax.

Because you'd notice glitter on bare skin more? Or why?


Sophia Brooks - Sep 07, 2012 9:34:53 am PDT #21347 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I guess I don't mean believable-- I guess I mean funny- possibly it is just me, but the idea of glitter hair spray on pubic hair is hysterical, and the idea of glitter hair spray on skin is just weird. and possibly sticky.