You guys, after the donut thing (which led me to create the phrase 'donut furious') I feel like I should relate that this week I'm getting crazy kudos at work for reading an email. I read an office wide update about a matter I wasn't working on, recognized a name from our matter and sent a three- letter email (with three exclamation points) and now I'm being canonized. I fully expect a medal now. Your federal government at work!
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Isn't government work grand?
Also, totally stealing donut furious.
I remember someone telling me the story of the woman who sprayed glitter hair spray on her nether regions, instead of FDS, before a gynecologist visit, and I believed it.
"Fancy!"
Your federal government at work!
Four more years! Four more years!
"Fancy!"
I feel like this is less believable now because of the assumption (I am not sure about the truth of this) that most people shave/wax.
Back to the dentist in a few. They only got the root canal done yesterday, no crown. So I got a temporary. I was so numbed up, I thought the temp fit fine. Once I got feeling back...oh, heck no. So, back to either get the crown or get the temp fixed. As much as I'd rather have the crown and be done, I don't care at this point. WAY too much time in the dentist chair.
Have I ever mentioned how dental phobic I am? I feel like I'm burning through my Lorazapam just on dental crap.
I feel like this is less believable now because of the assumption (I am not sure about the truth of this) that most people shave/wax.
Because you'd notice glitter on bare skin more? Or why?
I guess I don't mean believable-- I guess I mean funny- possibly it is just me, but the idea of glitter hair spray on pubic hair is hysterical, and the idea of glitter hair spray on skin is just weird. and possibly sticky.
I would not be surprised if the fancy bag story happened to somebody, actually.
I read an office wide update about a matter I wasn't working on, recognized a name from our matter and sent a three- letter email (with three exclamation points) and now I'm being canonized.
Now I'm trying to figure out which three letters would convey the kind of info that would be canonized...
OMG