I'll be heading back to glorious Kernersville tonight. There were a couple who lived hear my dad and helped him out a lot after Mom died. Yesterday one of them passed away, so I'm going to the visitation this evening. It'll be the first time back in Kernersville since I wrapped up Dad's stuff.

It's a sad occasion but it is really lovely of you to go and pay respect.

Eating them, or smearing them on? contemplating pineapple bath

Eating is delicious. The prep though will soften your hands right up. Or scrubbed on skin. (I'd avoid face.)

A friend of mine has a recipe where you soak pineapple spears in rum, roll them in sugar, and then carmelize their rum-sugar coating over a fire. (We're totally doing that over my firepit when the weather cools down enough.) And now you're telling me it's good for my skin, too? Score!

That sounds delicious. And, yeah, hands-on prep will soften up your hands. Now I want pineapple. I have a great single-purpose tool that cores and spirals them. Then I dig my fingers into the peeled bits. Like a gift with purchase.

Good Friday! Blue moon rising tonight and a long weekend to follow.

Last night wasn't? It was crazy awesome bright last night. Glad to know tonight could be even brighter. I could walk around without a flashlight.

Politics scare me, particularly the seeming disconnect from reality and the blatant lies and distortions. I'll be honest, I fear bloodshed and civil unrest, but my husband discounts it.

I am, unsurprisingly, on your side with this, Burrell. I think we're in a very dangerous place.

First, of course, I'd grab y'all by the collar and shake you till your teeth rattled and sob, "ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE, RUNNING FOR OFFICE? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF?"

JZ FOR PRESIDENT!

Seems to think that even with my mother's trifecta of issues (dementia, mental health, mobility-impaired), we can find a facility that will take both my parents and keep them together and give my mother the care she needs and my father the support he needs and all that without breaking the bank.

Oh, I do hope it works out. It's just so hard on everyone and I know you want the best for everyone involved.

which is a shame, Hil.

I agree with you and the nation should be embarrassed.

I dunno--we're talking in the near future? I could totally see a Latino president, provided he was someone without an accent (if he had an accent, no way). They're a huge and growing part of the population. I think a Jewish one would be less likely if only because there are fewer Jews. Muslim hella unlikely. Female, possible. Single and childless, no way (possibly married and childless. Possibly). Gay? I think not anytime soon, but maybe in 50 years.

James Buchanan was single and childless, I'm pretty sure.

Wikipedia says Buchanan was our only lifelong bachelor President.

I think in today's "family values" climate, a President without a wife and kids would be a very very tough sell.

Shoot these days, what about a fat president? An ugly president? A differently abled president?

I am ready to shake one of my students long distance. She is fucking up really badly. She had to make these changes in the last chapter of her diss or she will not get her degree. She is resistant to the changes (probably because she isn't the best conceptual thinker I have ever met), but she thinks her difficulties writing the diss are my fault.

nevermind her peers who also have me as chair have never had the problems she has had.

If she does what she needs to do and I don't choke her out by the 15th, she will have her degree and I can wash my hands of her.

Shoot these days, what about a fat president? An ugly president? A differently abled president?

Good question. We've had all of those already, but nowadays, I'm not sure.

Chris Christie wants to be President. I think he would be a tough sell. The fat jokes are just so awful already.

One of the weirdest aspects of life is that I feel like pop culture is more capable of reflecting my life and world while political culture is increasingly less likely to.

I don't fucking know what to do.

Good question. We've had all of those already, but nowadays, I'm not sure.

Pre-television we did.