That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Aug 30, 2012 1:14:19 pm PDT #20276 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

and thanks Suzi. I haven't given up hope yet but I am wondering if weeping would help.


Steph L. - Aug 30, 2012 1:27:14 pm PDT #20277 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I got a flyer in the mail, letting me know that Sears Optical is now selling the Kardashian brand of glasses. Why is there a Kardashian brand of glasses?

I got that flyer, too. I wouldn't buy Kardashian glasses anyway, but when I saw they spelled it the Kardashian "Kollection," I recoiled and then tossed the flyer in the recycle bin.


Consuela - Aug 30, 2012 1:31:26 pm PDT #20278 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, man, this is killing me. The woman who was supposed to be cooking for my parents hasn't shown up since Monday, and hasn't call the agency, and since my parents didn't call me, I didn't know either. ARGH.


Jesse - Aug 30, 2012 2:02:03 pm PDT #20279 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesus christ, Dana. Good luck!

Also jesus christ, Consuela.

Juliebird, I'm not 100% sure about volleyball, but the others yeah. That's the actual season for playing basketball games, as far as I know.

I am feeling super fucking healthy. Went for a nice walk after work, am now having stupid salad for dinner.


Burrell - Aug 30, 2012 2:03:55 pm PDT #20280 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh, Suela. I guess you call the agency and cross your fingers with cook/companion #2?


Sophia Brooks - Aug 30, 2012 2:06:42 pm PDT #20281 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Have they eaten??


Consuela - Aug 30, 2012 2:10:23 pm PDT #20282 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I assume so--Dad can boil pasta and so forth. He's been cooking for them for the last couple of years. I'm just astonished that they didn't even call me, since last week they called me as soon as they realized she wasn't going to show up.

I got him on his cell phone and he's at the dentist, so I'll check back with them later.


Cashmere - Aug 30, 2012 2:11:04 pm PDT #20283 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think I just won a political Facebook argument. He said I sounded like an MSNBC host and didn't address a single charge I made about the republican party's official platform.

I'm calling it a win, anyway.


Juliebird - Aug 30, 2012 2:11:05 pm PDT #20284 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

God, Consuela. I don't understand the home aids. My grams got two of them, one for overnight. They were supposed to feed her and clean. When my parents got there, all the food had been tv dinners, and the one supposed to clean was too afraid to do so, in case she got yelled at for throwing out the empty used dirty tv dinner trash. I think at some point you have to tell the crazy old lady No. No, she's not going to make a craft out of that.

Yes, when my grams was sane, she made a beer can wreath. And beer can angels.


Cashmere - Aug 30, 2012 2:15:44 pm PDT #20285 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

That's it. He called Obama a communist and said Sharia law was going to be installed in America. I win! I WIN!

*sigh* Hallow victory.