Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Juliebird - Aug 30, 2012 2:11:05 pm PDT #20284 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

God, Consuela. I don't understand the home aids. My grams got two of them, one for overnight. They were supposed to feed her and clean. When my parents got there, all the food had been tv dinners, and the one supposed to clean was too afraid to do so, in case she got yelled at for throwing out the empty used dirty tv dinner trash. I think at some point you have to tell the crazy old lady No. No, she's not going to make a craft out of that.

Yes, when my grams was sane, she made a beer can wreath. And beer can angels.


Cashmere - Aug 30, 2012 2:15:44 pm PDT #20285 of 30001
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That's it. He called Obama a communist and said Sharia law was going to be installed in America. I win! I WIN!

*sigh* Hallow victory.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 30, 2012 2:16:20 pm PDT #20286 of 30001
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One of the issues with Home Healthcare Aids is that it is extremely low pay, and not much training. So while there are really good ones (my aunt does it for some extra cash after retirement, but she was a teacher), the other ones need much more training and screening

My crazy theatre director has reached new levels of insanity. We are doing a play with a storyline about pedophilia and he has decided he wants to bring in a pedophile to talk to the students!!!


Consuela - Aug 30, 2012 2:17:15 pm PDT #20287 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

the one supposed to clean was too afraid to do so, in case she got yelled at for throwing out the empty used dirty tv dinner trash

OMG.

This is why I hire the people, so my mother can't really give them direction. Of course, she has threatened to bar the door to them, or even call the police, but she's never actually done it.

I still end up sneaking big bags of paperback books out of the house once a month, because she keeps buying them even though she can't follow a narrative longer than a couple hundred words.


Cashmere - Aug 30, 2012 2:17:20 pm PDT #20288 of 30001
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Sophia, he's insane. That is the granddaddy of BAD ideas.


Consuela - Aug 30, 2012 2:19:38 pm PDT #20289 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

He called Obama a communist and said Sharia law was going to be installed in America. I win! I WIN!

And you're friends with this person? The Sharia law people just make no sense to me at all.

My crazy theatre director has reached new levels of insanity. We are doing a play with a storyline about pedophilia and he has decided he wants to bring in a pedophile to talk to the students!!!

OMG NO. Sophia, can you go around him up the chain of command? Because that's just crazy troll logic, and ugly to boot. Is there anyone who can countermand him?


Cashmere - Aug 30, 2012 2:20:27 pm PDT #20290 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

And you're friends with this person? The Sharia law people just make no sense to me at all.

Went to high school with him. I didn't get that part, either. But I sort of stopped trying to make sense out of it.


Juliebird - Aug 30, 2012 2:21:40 pm PDT #20291 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

After my mum learned about the weak willed home aid, she went down for a weekend of Throwing Shit Out.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 30, 2012 2:22:03 pm PDT #20292 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I thought I could no longer be shocked. At first I thought he meant bringing in a psychologist or social worker who worked with sex offenders, which seems reasonable. No, he is thinking of contacting people in the sex offender registry locally. I am not sure they are would be allowed to come to campus, as we have a daycare


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 30, 2012 2:22:39 pm PDT #20293 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My crazy theatre director has reached new levels of insanity. We are doing a play with a storyline about pedophilia and he has decided he wants to bring in a pedophile to talk to the students!!!

Danger, university legal department, danger!