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Spike ,'Get It Done'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 29, 2012 2:04:49 pm PDT #20120 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ah, well. They lost in straight sets, but they did really well in the first set. It's so weird hearing the commentators say they don't know much about her, and that it's great seeing players out there so old (god, I remember her in diapers...). Still, that's the highest profile match she's ever played--being matched up against the Williamses meant grandstand.


Liese S. - Aug 29, 2012 2:13:58 pm PDT #20121 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

That's really wild, ita !.

Jesse, totally nothing. They shook my hand, walked in the office, and stood there looking around and filling out their paper. They asked if I had a security system and glanced at my locking file cabinet and asked if I had a shredder. And that was it, really.

And now I'm totally at the oil change place instead of goofing off. I am still being productive, wtf?


Liese S. - Aug 29, 2012 2:14:34 pm PDT #20122 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

And I don't have a security system!


Jesse - Aug 29, 2012 2:15:57 pm PDT #20123 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, totally nothing. They shook my hand, walked in the office, and stood there looking around and filling out their paper. They asked if I had a security system and glanced at my locking file cabinet and asked if I had a shredder. And that was it, really.

Fascinating.

Still, that's the highest profile match she's ever played--being matched up against the Williamses meant grandstand.

That's super cool. Is your cousin as old as the Williamses? Because they are no spring chickens! (For professional athletes....)

Ugh, meara.

ION, I got a not-very-good haircut. The top layer is too short, so it's already Mrs. Brady mullet-y.


DavidS - Aug 29, 2012 2:31:22 pm PDT #20124 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ION, I got a not-very-good haircut. The top layer is too short, so it's already Mrs. Brady mullet-y.

I told you to talk to Jon's FAQ!Wife who always has the cool haircuts for a local reference. But no! You wouldn't listen and now you've got a sad mullet of shame.


DavidS - Aug 29, 2012 2:31:40 pm PDT #20125 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

OTOH, you can always wear a cowgirl hat.


Jesse - Aug 29, 2012 2:32:16 pm PDT #20126 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I will always try the cheapest closest place first! Just in case it's good enough. And who knows, maybe this will grow out OK.


§ ita § - Aug 29, 2012 2:37:45 pm PDT #20127 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is your cousin as old as the Williamses?

She's 27, which blows my mind. But her partner is 35, so...geriatric city, man.


Amy - Aug 29, 2012 2:46:33 pm PDT #20128 of 30001
Because books.

See, 27 sounds so young to me, but I know it's different for athletes.

Happy birthday, meara!


Jesse - Aug 29, 2012 2:50:48 pm PDT #20129 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But her partner is 35, so...geriatric city, man.

How does she even walk to the court at that age??