That's really wild, ita !.

Jesse, totally nothing. They shook my hand, walked in the office, and stood there looking around and filling out their paper. They asked if I had a security system and glanced at my locking file cabinet and asked if I had a shredder. And that was it, really.

And now I'm totally at the oil change place instead of goofing off. I am still being productive, wtf?

And I don't have a security system!

Jesse, totally nothing. They shook my hand, walked in the office, and stood there looking around and filling out their paper. They asked if I had a security system and glanced at my locking file cabinet and asked if I had a shredder. And that was it, really.

Fascinating.

Still, that's the highest profile match she's ever played--being matched up against the Williamses meant grandstand.

That's super cool. Is your cousin as old as the Williamses? Because they are no spring chickens! (For professional athletes....)

Ugh, meara.

ION, I got a not-very-good haircut. The top layer is too short, so it's already Mrs. Brady mullet-y.

ION, I got a not-very-good haircut. The top layer is too short, so it's already Mrs. Brady mullet-y.

I told you to talk to Jon's FAQ!Wife who always has the cool haircuts for a local reference. But no! You wouldn't listen and now you've got a sad mullet of shame.

OTOH, you can always wear a cowgirl hat.

I will always try the cheapest closest place first! Just in case it's good enough. And who knows, maybe this will grow out OK.

Is your cousin as old as the Williamses?

She's 27, which blows my mind. But her partner is 35, so...geriatric city, man.

See, 27 sounds so young to me, but I know it's different for athletes.

Happy birthday, meara!

But her partner is 35, so...geriatric city, man.

How does she even walk to the court at that age??

The other day I was just talking to Megs about how much I like Martina Navratilova, and she was saying how much she liked her, and it seems she called the match on TV? I dunno--I watched online. But my sister is the sort of person who video records herself watching TV and backseat commentating, so she also has notes.

To wit:

Quotes from Martina Navratilova:
"I really like the way Moulton-Levy plays. I can't believe I haven't seen her play before."

"I love her infectious energy. She just never stops."

I love the infectious comment. When she'd get sluggish and dispirited at age...10...the thing to yell at her was "Happy feet! Happy feet!" so I always watch her foot motion when she's waiting to receive serve, to see if they're happy, and they were happy today.