Not an Onion headline: Todd Akin Claims Breastmilk Cures Homosexuality [link]
Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.
'Shindig'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Aug 28, 2012 12:21:33 pm PDT #19889 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
DavidS - Aug 28, 2012 12:22:26 pm PDT #19890 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Not an Onion headline:
He's going to put The Onion out of business.
tommyrot - Aug 28, 2012 12:28:49 pm PDT #19891 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Todd Akin Claims Breastmilk Cures Homosexuality [link]
It's always the mother's fault when a boy turns out gay.
Consuela - Aug 28, 2012 12:30:21 pm PDT #19892 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
This is an example of Poe's Law, right?
Consuela - Aug 28, 2012 12:32:04 pm PDT #19893 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, wait, no, it's an actual parody. Just not the Onion. Check out the rest of the site.
smonster - Aug 28, 2012 12:34:07 pm PDT #19894 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I msut say, the interactive map I have finally found on weather.com is really good in that you can get a very close-up streetview of the radar.
Moooom! msbelle is weather-stalking me!
I bought a car with a manual transmission mostly so I could really learn how to drive stick.
I'm up from my nap. It's windy and rainy, but not that bad. I can still get out my front gate without walking through a puddle, which is not something I can do in most thunderstorms. Stood on the front porch for a bit - no flying debris yet. I'll need to take Frankie out soon.
Yep, bored now. Maybe I'll get my house super clean or something.
msbelle - Aug 28, 2012 12:36:03 pm PDT #19895 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ffs he is too much. too much stupid.
So it just started dumping rain here, like in the last 10 min. annoying co-worker, you know the one who does not want to be an assistant, jumps up and said "oh my god it's raining, 's car!" and then as she is running out the door she says accusingly "why didn't anyone tell me it was raining?!"
So boss is driving a convertable with the top down today and gave her his keys to take care of it if it started raining. Now I do not want that job ever, but doesn't it fall in the category of what an assitant would do? This is the same woman who just yesterday would not take something and make a copy of it for him, but said loudly can do that for you. She is a crazymaking control freak information hoarding pita. And she is LOUD so everyone knows her business and how busy and important she is, BUT isn't at all and no one likes her.
msbelle - Aug 28, 2012 12:36:03 pm PDT #19896 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Ginger - Aug 28, 2012 12:43:52 pm PDT #19897 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Oh, wait, no, it's an actual parody.
Oops. It just goes to show that I find any Akin idiocy believable.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 28, 2012 12:46:17 pm PDT #19898 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
red beans- delicious, in a red bean and beer coma now.