Oh, wait, no, it's an actual parody. Just not the Onion. Check out the rest of the site.

I msut say, the interactive map I have finally found on weather.com is really good in that you can get a very close-up streetview of the radar.

Moooom! msbelle is weather-stalking me!

I bought a car with a manual transmission mostly so I could really learn how to drive stick.

I'm up from my nap. It's windy and rainy, but not that bad. I can still get out my front gate without walking through a puddle, which is not something I can do in most thunderstorms. Stood on the front porch for a bit - no flying debris yet. I'll need to take Frankie out soon.

Yep, bored now. Maybe I'll get my house super clean or something.

ffs he is too much. too much stupid.

So it just started dumping rain here, like in the last 10 min. annoying co-worker, you know the one who does not want to be an assistant, jumps up and said "oh my god it's raining, 's car!" and then as she is running out the door she says accusingly "why didn't anyone tell me it was raining?!"

So boss is driving a convertable with the top down today and gave her his keys to take care of it if it started raining. Now I do not want that job ever, but doesn't it fall in the category of what an assitant would do? This is the same woman who just yesterday would not take something and make a copy of it for him, but said loudly can do that for you. She is a crazymaking control freak information hoarding pita. And she is LOUD so everyone knows her business and how busy and important she is, BUT isn't at all and no one likes her.

Oh, wait, no, it's an actual parody.

Oops. It just goes to show that I find any Akin idiocy believable.

red beans- delicious, in a red bean and beer coma now.

smonster. I am not weather-stalking you until I go search down your address and THEN go back to the interactive map. where did all my elfster stuff go anyway?

I'm eating bacon dipped in dark chocolate.

I cannot drive a stick shift, though I was taught once (one day). My best friend loves hers but that means she has to drive the whole time if she wants to take her car

I did learn the 50 Nifty united States song, or something similar, but I don't remember it?

And I am going to look into driving to Vancouver this weekend.

I can't drive a stick shift either despite a couple of attempts to teach me. Just seems like too much work. Also, everyone who has ever told me that it is easy to learn learned as a teenager or young adult. I have been driving a normal, easy car for far too many years to easily learn a whole new way!! (Although it would be handy to be able to move Bob's car if I needed to)