Time for some thrilling heroics.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Aug 25, 2012 8:43:00 am PDT #19420 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Don't forget Charlize and her Mad Max 'do. And I guess Anne Hathaway's Fantine crop.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2012 8:52:49 am PDT #19421 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm actually looking to boost the numbers of women with hair shorter than that, smonster, like this. But all beauty is good.

Someone told me "lots" of guys like hair like that. I'm around "lots" of guys. They don't say much about it. It's much easier to get guys to talk about what they like about long hair.


DavidS - Aug 25, 2012 8:54:33 am PDT #19422 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Don't forget Charlize and her Mad Max 'do.

Got it!

And I guess Anne Hathaway's Fantine crop.

Not short enough!


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2012 8:59:09 am PDT #19423 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's much easier to get guys to talk about what they like about long hair.

My understanding is that they particularly like it during sexytimes -- I think maybe when the woman tosses it around, or something?

But I gotta say, while I think Tim's longer hair does look really good on him, it is so goddamn annoying during sexytimes. *My* hair in my face is annoying enough, but *his* hair in my face? Headband time! (And what's more sexy than a headband on a dude, huh, ladies? AMIRITE?)


DavidS - Aug 25, 2012 9:04:50 am PDT #19424 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do you have much Alek Wek, ita?


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2012 9:22:53 am PDT #19425 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do you have much Alek Wek, ita?

A couple.

One guy I wished he had more hair. He had incredible hair, and he had worn it down to his waist, but before I met him. That would have been nuts. Otherwise, a big deal of not caring.


Liese S. - Aug 25, 2012 9:47:08 am PDT #19426 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Eh, hair is manageable during sexytimes, it just takes a certain amount of effort. But my established predilection for long hair on guys is a matter of record. I even had a concert hangout buddy who I was dismayed to discover had cut his hair (only to shoulder length) before a show. He cut it all off after a bad breakup when he turned 40.

The SO stopped with long hair when he started balding, because he didn't want to be bald guy with a ponytail. So now he's balding mohawk guy. But I love his hair, every way he's ever had it.


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2012 9:52:36 am PDT #19427 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Eh, hair is manageable during sexytimes, it just takes a certain amount of effort.

Well, I'm new to it, since this is the first time Tim has had long hair since we've been together, and all my previous shenanigans were with short-haired dudes.

Maybe some sparkly hair clips? (Actually, he would probably dig that.)


Ginger - Aug 25, 2012 10:02:59 am PDT #19428 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Displaced wildlife (possums, raccoons, feral/stray cats, skunks, deer)

Most of those wildlife will stay around to bedevil your new neighbors. The deer will eat all their new landscaping, the cats will use their mulch as litter, and the raccoons will get into their garbage cans. As far as I know, there's no way to get rid of the evil possums. (They like to sit on the fence behind my house and taunt the dog.)


DavidS - Aug 25, 2012 10:05:58 am PDT #19429 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe some sparkly hair clips? (Actually, he would probably dig that.)

You should totes explore that. Maybe a French braid.