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Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Aug 25, 2012 8:54:33 am PDT #19422 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Don't forget Charlize and her Mad Max 'do.

Got it!

And I guess Anne Hathaway's Fantine crop.

Not short enough!


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2012 8:59:09 am PDT #19423 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's much easier to get guys to talk about what they like about long hair.

My understanding is that they particularly like it during sexytimes -- I think maybe when the woman tosses it around, or something?

But I gotta say, while I think Tim's longer hair does look really good on him, it is so goddamn annoying during sexytimes. *My* hair in my face is annoying enough, but *his* hair in my face? Headband time! (And what's more sexy than a headband on a dude, huh, ladies? AMIRITE?)


DavidS - Aug 25, 2012 9:04:50 am PDT #19424 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do you have much Alek Wek, ita?


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2012 9:22:53 am PDT #19425 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do you have much Alek Wek, ita?

A couple.

One guy I wished he had more hair. He had incredible hair, and he had worn it down to his waist, but before I met him. That would have been nuts. Otherwise, a big deal of not caring.


Liese S. - Aug 25, 2012 9:47:08 am PDT #19426 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Eh, hair is manageable during sexytimes, it just takes a certain amount of effort. But my established predilection for long hair on guys is a matter of record. I even had a concert hangout buddy who I was dismayed to discover had cut his hair (only to shoulder length) before a show. He cut it all off after a bad breakup when he turned 40.

The SO stopped with long hair when he started balding, because he didn't want to be bald guy with a ponytail. So now he's balding mohawk guy. But I love his hair, every way he's ever had it.


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2012 9:52:36 am PDT #19427 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Eh, hair is manageable during sexytimes, it just takes a certain amount of effort.

Well, I'm new to it, since this is the first time Tim has had long hair since we've been together, and all my previous shenanigans were with short-haired dudes.

Maybe some sparkly hair clips? (Actually, he would probably dig that.)


Ginger - Aug 25, 2012 10:02:59 am PDT #19428 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Displaced wildlife (possums, raccoons, feral/stray cats, skunks, deer)

Most of those wildlife will stay around to bedevil your new neighbors. The deer will eat all their new landscaping, the cats will use their mulch as litter, and the raccoons will get into their garbage cans. As far as I know, there's no way to get rid of the evil possums. (They like to sit on the fence behind my house and taunt the dog.)


DavidS - Aug 25, 2012 10:05:58 am PDT #19429 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe some sparkly hair clips? (Actually, he would probably dig that.)

You should totes explore that. Maybe a French braid.


billytea - Aug 25, 2012 10:07:45 am PDT #19430 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

As far as I know, there's no way to get rid of the evil possums. (They like to sit on the fence behind my house and taunt the dog.)

We had a possum encounter at the park today! A brush-tailed possum, to be precise. It was wandering about on the ground, on its way to another tree to eat some budding flowers. Ryan was quite impressed, and I could point out to Biyi that the underside of its tail was bare (better grip on branches).


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2012 10:10:32 am PDT #19431 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think after the two jobs I have to monitor Sunday midnight, I don't have any more midnight weekend monitoring...for at least a week. There is also a Sunday 9-11AM wait-for-the-thumbs-up gig I've been avoiding, since it's been about a month of midnights and I didn't want to hem my ER visits between work at two ends.

The information security officer tried to convince me to add to the three jobs I have this weekend by seeking emergency board approval for a job where he's doing the work--he wanted me to do the paperwork and monitoring. I do like to establish I'll do random stuff outside my established field of expertise (I want to be able to grab for good projects), but there are limits. I opened the ticket for the rest of the tech work surrounding his task, but dude, you're the entire officer of all the security. It's not my fault you're the only person in that group. I don't do your paperwork.

I told him I'd be more than happy to help him fill out the forms, though. He was pretty aghast at me not wanting to monitor a nine hour job (neither of mine should take more than an hour) Sunday morning that he'd have to be awake for anyway.

I'm not going to lie. It would be great if people were taking notice that I worked out a way to accelerate the execution of this task so it wouldn't risk affecting our immovable but unknown deadline. I WANT MY GODDAMNED GOLD STAR.

Shit, it's performance review time and I'm weeks overdue. No star for me...